The Chicago White Sox are streaking! The Boston Red Sox are slumping! As the calendar turns to September, Joel and Eli talk about the upside down world of baseball, the divisional races, and which non-baseball celebrities they would want on their teams. (Pinch runner Usain Bolt, anyone?)

Joel and Eli get together to talk baseball! They talk divisional races, the Chicago White Sox's surprising new pitcher, the Washington Nationals' complete surrender, and Joel finally gets to talk about Ted Williams' Babip! Also, shout out to Siena, Italy and the Palio horse race.

Joel, Sam, and Eli, talk about how good the Boston Red Sox are, and how bad the Chicago White Sox are. They discuss the San Diego Padres and their 5-win multipass, and Robinson Cano and his return to the Seattle Mariners. They also talk about the PGA Championship, and Tiger Woods' impact on golf.

Sam, Joel, and Eli talk about the Red Sox four game sweep of the New York Yankees, and how ridiculous Yankee fans are. They also talk about the AL Division Races, how Joel doesn't know anyone who plays for the A's, and why the Astros signed Roberto Osuna.

In this week's episode, Joel, Sam, and Eli talk about the MLB trade deadline, the arms race going on in the AL East, Joel's great new nickname for Mike Trout, and Gary Sanchez's new future living in Scranton, PA.

In this week's episode, Joel and Sam talk about the MLB All-Star Game, the Josh Hader controversy over his racist and sexist tweets, and sitcoms from the 1980's and how the standards for what's funny and what's not has changed. They also talk about polo, rugby, quidditch, and why Joel is back on the Mike Trout bandwagon.

Joel and Sam welcome special guest Adam to recap the World Cup. They talk about all they're ideas about how to fix soccer, and compare soccer to other American sports. They also talk baseball, specifically the Home Run Derby and the All-Star Game.

Eli, Joel, and Sam are back to talk about the MLB All-Star game selections, the White Sox trials and tribulations, and the World Cup. They also make their predictions for the World Cup final, and discuss their plans for making the U.S. competitive again, and which U.S. athletes they think would make the best all-around sports athletes.

Sam and Joel discuss ways to improve the World Cup, how soccer is really just "Hot Hockey," and how to fix the corrupt state of college athletics. They also discuss O.J. Simpson, Joel's first trip to Fenway Park, and why Alex Ovechkin may be the second Dump On The Ump All-Star.

Why does Derek Jeter keep helping the New York Yankees, and what is his dark secret? The Boston Red Sox have the two best hitters in baseball. The Supreme Court's Gambling decision is going to change how we view sports forever. LeBron James is still a whiner.