Joel and Sam are back in a brand new segment to talk baseball and philosophy! They ponder what it truly means to be "out" in baseball, discuss the epic quest of the baseball player to return home, and the existential issue of failing at baseball at least two-thirds of the time. They also talk about orcs. A lot.

Joel, Sam, and Eli discuss the Red Sox best start in franchise history, the U.S. Quidditch Cup on Quidditch Qorner, the implications of Shohei Ohtani for the future of the DH, whether or not the Mets are for real, and they welcome Bartolo Colon to the Dump On The Ump All-Stars!

Joel and Sam talk baseball. Sam introduces the "Beef of the Week" of Yadier Molina vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks and their manager Torey "Lou"Lovullo. They discuss Anthony Rendon's ejection and how to punish bad umpires. And they hate on the Miami Marlins and their bad leadership of Derek Jeter. Sam reveals his 3-step plan to make the Marlins fun again.

Joel, Sam, and Eli welcome in the new baseball season in style! Sam and Eli help Joel set up his Roku; Joel is manic depressive about the White Sox; the boys follow Rihanna on Twitter; and we come up with a reality TV show where Michael Jordan's dog shits on Alex Rodriguez's yard.

Joel, Sam, and Eli welcome in the new baseball season in style! Sam and Eli help Joel set up his Roku; Joel is manic depressive about the White Sox; the boys follow Rihanna on Twitter; and we come up with a reality TV show where Michael Jordan's dog shits on Alex Rodriguez's yard.

Joel, Sam, and Eli get together again to talk about the popular Russian sport of Bandy (and other made-up sports), NCAA March Madness, the differences between seeing a game live versus on TV, Mark Trumbo vs. Dalton Trumbo, and predictions for the 2018 MLB season. Also, it sounds like Joel missed a hell of a game in Brooklyn last week.

Special guest Bob comes on the show to talk to us about tennis! Also: We talk college sports, March Madness, new rules in baseball, and Opening Day is just a few weeks away!

Joel, Sam, and Eli talk about quidditch for a long time. Like, a really long time. They also talk about their favorite fictional teachers, NCAA March Madness, Eli's Oscar movie marathon, and then Sam and Eli just chat about the Red Sox for, like, 20 minutes.

The Kansas City Royals take a bold stand against porn. Also:

- Are the Portland Trail Blazers actually good?

- Nobody watched the Oscars.

- We debate the merits of Field of Dreams.

- Over/unders for all 30 MLB teams.

Sam and Joel wake up from naps and try to podcast. Then, they discuss the end of the Winter Olympics, the highest paid athletes in sports (Ryan Howard!), A-Rod and Tiger Woods, cricket, and North Korean basketball, and their plan for C-SPAN to take over March Madness.