Special guest Bob comes on the show to talk to us about tennis! Also: We talk college sports, March Madness, new rules in baseball, and Opening Day is just a few weeks away!

Joel, Sam, and Eli talk about quidditch for a long time. Like, a really long time. They also talk about their favorite fictional teachers, NCAA March Madness, Eli's Oscar movie marathon, and then Sam and Eli just chat about the Red Sox for, like, 20 minutes.

The Kansas City Royals take a bold stand against porn. Also:

- Are the Portland Trail Blazers actually good?

- Nobody watched the Oscars.

- We debate the merits of Field of Dreams.

- Over/unders for all 30 MLB teams.

Sam and Joel wake up from naps and try to podcast. Then, they discuss the end of the Winter Olympics, the highest paid athletes in sports (Ryan Howard!), A-Rod and Tiger Woods, cricket, and North Korean basketball, and their plan for C-SPAN to take over March Madness.

Eli tells us the story of the Russian Olympic Team doping scandal. Also, Sam, Joel, and Eli talk Winter Olympics, J.D. Martinez to the Red Sox, and Joel tells a story of a man who went skiing in New York, and then came to in Sacramento, California.

Joel and Sam talk about how the Winter Olympics are becoming the Hunger Games. They also talk about Esteban Loaiza and his recent legal troubles, and Sam's issues with technology in the Star Wars universe.

Jesse, Joel, and Sam discuss the Super Bowl, the Winter Olympics, Winter Olympic events that should be (or of the future), sexual molestation, and how much Joel hates Burns, Oregon.

Sam, Joel, and Eli talk about the Super Bowl, Tom Brady's longevity, how we now hate the Miami Marlins, and things get testy between Joel and Sam regarding Tom Brady vs. LeBron James.

I just came up with the most click bait-y name I could come up with, guys. This one is good, I promis.

Joel and Sam discuss which athletes were the greatest crossover stars. They also discuss the NFL playoffs, how much they hate Ben Roethlisberger, the Pittsburgh Pirates fire sale, and what stadiums they would secretly tunnel into.