Did Ichiro rat out Robinson Cano in order to get a cushy desk job with the Mariners? Does LeBron just expect the Boston Celtics to let him win? Why do we keep playing "God Bless America" at baseball games? And what will LeBron do after he retires? These are important questions that need answering!

Why is Mike Trout so terrible if he is the best player in baseball?; Yankees-Red Sox: Rivalry renewed; Beef of the week: Joel Embiid v. Terry Rozier; LeBron James is too good at basketball; Chinese nicknames for basketball players; Matt Harvey will save the Cincinnati Reds.

In a special May Day episode, Joel, Sam, and Eli rail against capitalism in baseball; Joel goes on a rant about the Chicago Cubs and their fans; What do baseball teams owe their communities?; Some new rules for the XLB.

Joel, Eli, and Sam talk about the neverending NBA and NHL playoffs; Joel tells a story about LeBron James; the boys discuss the best batters in the AL; and they talk about how to save the reputations of losing baseball teams, like the Cincinnati Reds.

Joel and Sam are back in a brand new segment to talk baseball and philosophy! They ponder what it truly means to be "out" in baseball, discuss the epic quest of the baseball player to return home, and the existential issue of failing at baseball at least two-thirds of the time. They also talk about orcs. A lot.

Joel, Sam, and Eli discuss the Red Sox best start in franchise history, the U.S. Quidditch Cup on Quidditch Qorner, the implications of Shohei Ohtani for the future of the DH, whether or not the Mets are for real, and they welcome Bartolo Colon to the Dump On The Ump All-Stars!

Joel and Sam talk baseball. Sam introduces the "Beef of the Week" of Yadier Molina vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks and their manager Torey "Lou"Lovullo. They discuss Anthony Rendon's ejection and how to punish bad umpires. And they hate on the Miami Marlins and their bad leadership of Derek Jeter. Sam reveals his 3-step plan to make the Marlins fun again.

Joel, Sam, and Eli welcome in the new baseball season in style! Sam and Eli help Joel set up his Roku; Joel is manic depressive about the White Sox; the boys follow Rihanna on Twitter; and we come up with a reality TV show where Michael Jordan's dog shits on Alex Rodriguez's yard.

Joel, Sam, and Eli welcome in the new baseball season in style! Sam and Eli help Joel set up his Roku; Joel is manic depressive about the White Sox; the boys follow Rihanna on Twitter; and we come up with a reality TV show where Michael Jordan's dog shits on Alex Rodriguez's yard.

Joel, Sam, and Eli get together again to talk about the popular Russian sport of Bandy (and other made-up sports), NCAA March Madness, the differences between seeing a game live versus on TV, Mark Trumbo vs. Dalton Trumbo, and predictions for the 2018 MLB season. Also, it sounds like Joel missed a hell of a game in Brooklyn last week.