Dump Stats

Dump Stats

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  • S3E3 - The Order of Aleis

    Welcome back to Dump Stats, voted Most Plagued with Technical Difficulties by Podcast Quarterly! Thank you all for your patience, we are finally back!

    On tonight's episode, the Bad Humanoids enter a tavern...thats it! Just kidding, tonight, the plot thickens as the gang enters a local New Gampshire tavern disguised as Royal Soldiers and their prisoners, the old Half-Orc/Halfling prisoner trick! Here they search for answers about the mysterious lost Basillica and their enigmatic hand-drawn map!

    Lets see if they put their new Brimley's gear to the test!

    It's good to be back y'all!

     

    59 min
  • S3E2 - Welcome to Brimley's

    Tonight on Dump Stats...

    After avoiding a squad of Royal Army goons at Gampstead Heath, The Bad Humanoids set off towards Brimley's, the wonderful superstore in New Gampshire. They have everything from bait & tackle to waffle makers to magic weapons and armor!

    Unfortunately, the employees are not unionized, and its hard to make a living wage with only part time work available.

    All this and more on Dump Stats!!!

    54 min
  • S3E2 - Welcome to Brimley’s

    Tonight on Dump Stats...


    After avoiding a squad of Royal Army goons at Gampstead Heath, The Bad Humanoids set off towards Brimley's, the wonderful superstore in New Gampshire. They have everything from bait & tackle to waffle makers to magic weapons and armor!


    Unfortunately, the employees are not unionized, and its hard to make a living wage with only part time work available.


    All this and more on Dump Stats!!!

    54 min
  • S3E1 - The Mad Humanoids

    Last time on Dump Stats, after finally making it safely to New Gampshire, the Bad Humanoids realize that something isn't quite right at Gampstead Heath. Nero's chilhood home is abandoned, except for his aging butler Turt Brocket (I know, just let it go).

    While Turt is a welcome sight, Nero's family is nowhere to be found... As if this weren't frightening enough, Nero experiences visions of dead friends and family, all giving him cryptic warnings and vague threats.

    There's something rotten in New Gampshire, and the Bad Humanoids are on the case!

    Welcome to Season 3!

     

     

    1 hr 22 min
  • S2 Recap - Talking Dumps

    Tonight on the first ever talk show about our own show hosted by NOT Chris Hardwick. It's Talking Dumps!

    Listen as the Bad Humanoids talk about the highs and lows of seasons 1 and 2 and catch everyone up on the goings on in the world of Dump Stats!

    Thanks to all our devoted listeners who are literally keeping this show alive!

    Also, this was our first remote Skype recording so it may sound slightly off, but it's certainly not our worst!

    Season 3 starting sooooooooooooon!

    56 min
  • S2 - Gag Reel!

    Tonight on Dump Stats...

    It's a gag reel! A compilation of all the nonsense and bits that were just too dumb or distracting to fit into the main episodes. Considering all the dumb stuff we allow into our episodes, be prepared for some INCREDIBLY nonsensical shenanigans in this gag reel!

    Also, GET READY TO DANCE! 

    Also, also, Season 3 recording is already underway, so get AMPed for the Season 3 premiere coming sooner than you think!

    7 min
  • S2E23 - That Is The Question...

    Tonight on Dump Stats!

    After burying their companion and guide, Eldeth, the Bad Humanoids mourn in the only way they know how...BOAT PROM! During this pre-battle, post-funeral, Dwarven Wake of sorts, the Bad Humanoids have a magical night under the stars. 

    The next morning, they take flight in the Drake's Sigh with a heading toward New Gampshire, to reclaim Nero's seat family home. Along the way, the gang shares secrets, makes plans, and gets into general Bad Humanoid-esque hijinx!

    What will be waiting for them at Gampstead Heath? And who? Will their plan succeed? Do they have a plan? 

    Find out on the season 2 finale of Dump Stats!

    Keep listening and check out all our episodes!

    Like subscribe and leave a review on iTunes and PodBean!

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dump-stats/id1223831596?mt=2

    1 hr 17 min
  • S2E23 - That Is The Question…

    Tonight on Dump Stats!


    After burying their companion and guide, Eldeth, the Bad Humanoids mourn in the only way they know how...BOAT PROM! During this pre-battle, post-funeral, Dwarven Wake of sorts, the Bad Humanoids have a magical night under the stars. 


    The next morning, they take flight in the Drake's Sigh with a heading toward New Gampshire, to reclaim Nero's seat family home. Along the way, the gang shares secrets, makes plans, and gets into general Bad Humanoid-esque hijinx!


    What will be waiting for them at Gampstead Heath? And who? Will their plan succeed? Do they have a plan? 


    Find out on the season 2 finale of Dump Stats!


    Keep listening and check out all our episodes!


    Like subscribe and leave a review on iTunes and PodBean!


    https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dump-stats/id1223831596?mt=2

    1 hr 17 min
  • S2E22 - Funerals

    Tonight on Dump Stats...

    The Bad Humanoids bury their companion Eldeth, their traitor AceBuzz, and their feelings with alcohol and song. Its a pretty heavy episode. Get ready dawgs.

    Nero investigates Stellan's old book. Nathaniel and Sneak discuss their family history, Jurm reminds the crew that he's cool and the Bad Humanoids make a plan, a real plan this time, guys! 

    Keep istening and check out all our episodes!

    Like subscribe and leave a review on iTunes and PodBean!

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dump-stats/id1223831596?mt=2

     

    1 hr 9 min
  • S2E21 - The Calm After the Storm

    Tonight on Dump Stats!

    We got a dead body over here! With the hunt for the traitor among the Bad Humanoids over, a new hunt begins: the hunt for the person who KILLED the traitor! It never ends! With Mordecurr's true nature revealed, the Bad Humanoids have their work cut out for them. 

    Nero learns a new spell, Nathaniel broods, and Jurm and Gugnir share a pint (barrel) of Royal Ale. 

    Out of game, some of our wonderful listeners say their farewells to Mike as he whisks himself away to the mountains. 

    We love you all very much! Keep listening! We need your love and attention!

    Like subscribe and leave a review on iTunes and PodBean!

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dump-stats/id1223831596?mt=2

    47 min

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