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The battle is over. The Bad Humanoids are victorious...but at what cost?

Eldeth Smashington has perished, AceBuzz is arrested for treason, and the Christopher's Cross has been lost to Hambone's Pocket (this universe's equivalent of Davy Jones' Locker (it sunk)).

The Bad Humanoids get comfortable on their new ship, captured Royal Navy Destroyer Alfonso V, and begin their interrogation of AceBuzz. AceBuzz claims "the Devil made me do it" and blames his traitorous actions on Jeff of Wizard House, who is known to have the power to control the wills of others. Could it be true? Or will he say anything to escape justice?

Ace claims that he is haunted by visions of Jeff, and has no memory of his deception. He claims Jeff is in the very same room right now, even though he has been presumed dead for some time...now who does that remind you of?

Meanwhile, Mordecurr rots in the brig, awaiting her own interrogation. Who is she? Where the heck is her heart? Thats not a metaphor, she literally has no heart! Where is it? Who knows?

Find out tonight on this episode of Dump Stats!

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The gripping conclusion to the epic Sleepless In Sea Battle series. After being betrayed by one of their own, the Bad Humanoids are nearly hanged by Royal Officer Mordecurr, a very serious individual. Now, after narrowly escaping the gallows, and learning some secrets about their parents, the Bad Humanoids are set upon at sea by FOUR Royal Navy ships.

Jurm does his best to trade cannonfire and keep the Christopher's Cross afloat, while Nathaniel and Dash attempt to board a ship by themselves, only to be trapped in a battle of wits with the enemy ship's cannon crew.

Meanwhile, Nero has teleported himself, AceBuzz, Gugnir and Eldeth aboard a Royal Navy Destroyer, and has disabled the crew with magical Black Tentacles. Just when the ship seemed taken, Mordecurr herself appears from below deck, executes her own captain for incompetence, and is immediately set upon by Nero's magical Mad Monkeys...

Strap in, folks, these seas are about to get a little choppy on this episode of Dump Stats!

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Tonight on Dump Stats...

The gripping conclusion to the epic Sleepless In Sea Battle series. After being betrayed by one of their own, the Bad Humanoids are nearly hanged by Royal Officer Mordecurr, a very serious individual. Now, after narrowly escaping the gallows, and learning some secrets about their parents, the Bad Humanoids are set upon at sea by FOUR Royal Navy ships.

Jurm does his best to trade cannonfire and keep the Christopher's Cross afloat, while Nathaniel and Dash attempt to board a ship by themselves, only to be trapped in a battle of wits with the enemy ship's cannon crew.

Meanwhile, Nero has teleported himself, AceBuzz, Gugnir and Eldeth aboard a Royal Navy Destroyer, and has disabled the crew with magical Black Tentacles. Just when the ship seemed taken, Mordecurr herself appears from below deck, executes her own captain for incompetence, and is immediately set upon by Nero's magical Mad Monkeys...

Strap in, folks, these seas are about to get a little choppy on this episode of Dump Stats!

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Sound effect credits to: Daniel Simion, Mike Koenig and Mark DiAngelo!

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The battle begins! 

After barely navigating the Christopher's Cross through a sudden storm, the ship is attacked by cannon fire!

Nathaniel and Nero teleport to the bridge after making a shocking discovery about their families, specifically, Nate's mother. But, its all in vain if they don't survive the battle.

With their allies all the way back in Arkalia, can the Bad Humanoids survive this battle at sea?

Find out tonight on Dump Stats!

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The Christopher's Cross is set upon by a sudden storm at sea as the hunt for the traitor continues!

Jurm attempts to steer the ship through a deadly storm, while Nero has a out of body experience. Nathaniel confronts AceBuzz and Dash about their meddling with Nero. And Nero and Nathaniel trade some very important pieces of information!

All this and more on the explosive first act of Sleepless in Sea Battle! 

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After narrowly escaping execution on Sol Dominica, the Bad Humanoids set sail as fugitives once again. Accusations fly as Nathanial, Jurm, Nero, Dash and Eldeth all hunt for the traitor in their crew.

Jurm an Nathaniel team up to interrogate crew members, while Dash and Nero butt heads over his deadly new heart-bursting spell Fatal Forfeiture.

Someone has their hand in the proverbial cookie jar, and they might not get it back...

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Nathaniel, Dash and Eldeth race towards the gallows as Jurm faces down his executioner. Meanwhile, Nero works his way through the crowd and plots his own rescue attempt, all while being plagued by visions of dead men.

Jurm rages and laments the loss of his favorite tusk. Nathaniel practices his musketeering skills, and Nero tries out his new spell. 

The Bad Humanoids are in a big pickle, and they still don't know who betrayed them, but one thing they all agree on...snitches get stitches.

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The Bad Humanoids begin their long walk to the gallows, as Nero scrambles to plan an escape. With no news of the rest of the crew, Jurm, Nate, Dash and Eldeth are on their own. Also, Nero tries out a new spell, while Jurm works on his crowd work. 

Also, Bob, Mike, Rob and John improvise a Tom Waits song!

All this and more on this episode of Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats...It's a Trap! Well, it was a trap! The Bad Humanoids were ambushed by Royal Guards as they made port in Sol Dominica. Nathaniel, Dash, Eldeth and Jurm are sitting in a cell, while Nero made a hasty escape by casting Invisibility. His magic use may have backfired, though, as he was once again knocked unconscious and whisked away to the Purple World.

Can Nero wake up in time to save the day? What secrets will he learn in his cosmic travels? Can the rest of the Bad Humanoids escape their captivity? Who is the mole in the Christopher's Cross Crew?

All these questions, and even more on this episode of Dump Stats!

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The Christopher's Cross sails for Sol Dominica, an island of merchants on the way to Candera. As the Bad Humanoids stop here to resupply, the Drake's Sigh and the Old Crone head back to Arkalia, to find the missing crewmate, Georgie. 

Nathanial and Dash go undercover. Jurm starts a fight, and Nero goes to the bathroom! Nathaniel gets a letter from his mother, and Gugnir stays in the bullpen. The Bad Humanoids meet another Governor! All this and more on tonights episode of Dump Stats!