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Wow. This one is up there. Bad. Like The Brothers Solomon bad.

SPOILER ALERT:

Moon rock spiders.

MOON ROCK SPIDERS.

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Darren and Mike surprise Bill for this birthday, but Bill is the one with the REAL surprise.

Oh yeah, also, a movie - visually appealing, otherwise a serious let down.

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ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!

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We like to find SOMETHING redeeming about every move we BLAST. The most redeeming part of this movie was the Casa Bianca pizza pre-BLAST, then some fine whiskey and tequila mid-BLAST.

Movie? What movie?

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Whoooo Boy. This one stinks.

Fortunately, we're not alone having to tear this one up. It's the annual BLASTkittens festival! We're joined by: Senta Moses, Shannon Muchow, Retta Putignano, and Lisa K. Wyatt.

Also: Our annual apology to these nice women for having to watch this coiler.

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Some things are better just left alone.  Conan the Barbarian is one of them.

The movie, that is.

Well, the actual barbarian named Conan is probably also best left alone.

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Hey everybody!  2012 has ... ahem... started, and we are BLASTing the worst of 2011.

The first one to get it is "Season of the Witch" starring Nicolas Cage... enjoy.