Dystopian Hot Dog

Arnie is needed in Tam's kitchen, Marv has deep reflections on his therapy and there's some circus stuff. 

Sexy nations, dead throats, rats and unclaimed/reclaimed baggage are all up for debate in this latest waste of everyone’s time. Never owned a bag. 

We thought we'd talk into a microphone again. Topics covered include graveyards, darts, kidneys, cleavage and Tam's ticker. 

Tam and Marv review My Octopus Teacher. They also discuss panto pranks from Ken Morley and ice cream van arousal. 

First of a double episode. Tam and Marv aren’t really maturing. Brian Blessed, Franz Ferdinand, dog theft, nipple tassels and outdated boxing announcement procedures all come together to create a stew of childish, male vomit. That aside, it’s very good. 

After a lengthy absence caused by a virus, Marv and Tam return. Birthmark maps, zebra sex and a cheese coffin are all mentioned. 

A Covid comeback. They’ve been in lockdown but Marv and Tam are back. Cameroon’s 1990 match up with England is revisited, Game of Thrones gets a mention and the tale of Rip Van Winkle is up for discussion. Oh, and the sound is positively poor. 

The Coronavirus has firmly established itself on our shores and who better to talk about it than Tam and Marv. Water cannon, lions, Esso garages, Coronavirus soap operas and swearing are all involved. Also contains Hitler. 

Tam reports back from Center Parcs and he has some serious racial findings for woke Marv and his cash. An apology to Dave Turner from Swindon, Donald Trump in India, Moon storage and Dean Koontz's CoronaVirus predictions.  Some Knightmare stuff too.

The lads debate the topics of the day once more, Ker Plunk versus Buckaroo, the success of half rice-half chips, the mistakes of TV advertisers and a long overdue exploration of the Hammer Exploding Festival in San Juan de la Vega.

An accompanying video of the aforementioned festival https://youtu.be/3PpO0KRPHrM

Educational.