Dystopian Hot Dog

Episode 9a. Tam and Marv focus on plans to feed starving Africans with Angel Delight as well as bombing the Far East. It's not all tasteful, happy stuff though as John Higgins died (briefly) and Tam had some of his face sliced off. Hurricanes and hovercrafts get an overdue mention and listen out for plans to re-energise snooker as a TV spectacle. Mozambique is also (now) a former French colony.  We're not experts.

This snooker tweet gets discussed https://twitter.com/thehuwdavies/status/1123656294026625025

The 2nd part of episode 8 is finally here and it's largely dedicated to the bastards around us.  Fred West features heavily, obviously.  TOP TIP: When you hear the words Top Gun, immediately replace them in your mind with Naked Gun.  Enjoy this bullshit.

DOUBLE EPISODE again!! Tam and Marv throw their expertise towards missing children cases and also look back at how kids were treated back in the 80's. The humble Zulu is mentioned (at last!) as well as a disgraced snooker player from 30 years ago.  Enjoy the nonsense.

DOUBLE EPISODE 2nd part.  Further explorations of life through the eyes of Tam and Marv.  Divock Origi, Hhhhmm Danone, bees getting up far too early, pomping at Muslim females and Ron Jeremy all emerge.

DOUBLE EPISODE (again). After last week's chat about Slick Lips, Tam and Marv delve into the noisy world of the male sex toy, Autoblow. Tam has a weird moment at a funeral while Marv meets a careers mystic on an empty train. Feminism, nudism and Tam's son's birthday party are all addressed.

The 2nd installment of this DOUBLE EPISODE special. Tam's BBC Breakfast debut/farewell performance, the male dildo, the downsides of dog ownership, goose anger and some genuine Google fun.  Also, Guy Bovey or Guy Garvey?  Nothing in this episode is helping the human race.

DOUBLE EPISODE.  After a 6 month hiatus, Tam and Marv return without a vengeance.  Cats on stag do's are up for discussion as is the time that Tam was offered cash for sex in his Hyundai.  Dr Covichok makes his debut on the pod and has no time for Marv's hypochondria.  

An Antipodean feel to this episode as the hosts spout off about New Zealand sports team names and Neighbours.  Inspector Gadget, industrial carpet cleaners, Turkish injections and dreams about Aunties also crop up in a discussion that has no agenda and precious little point.

In the wake of the Bobby Madley scandal/rumours, Tam and Marv expertly unpick the nonsense. Other areas covered include; camping with Geordies, wheelbarrow advice for terrorists, breakfast fiascos and (obviously!) Tam farting. 

This week we get an update on Tam's recent arse surgery and an ensuing anal business idea.  It's not all bums though.  There's also a film review, childhood cartoon fantasies, insights into how to handle an apocalypse, an encounter with an actual giant and a horrific retelling of Marv's recent experiences at the sharp end of children's entertainment.  As usual, there's little point to any of it.