Jeremy has to choose between football and Star Wars, then Aaron sacrifices harmony for dental hygiene. If I'm not wearing pants, I probably won the lottery.

There's fantasy football drama, vacation drama, diet drama and Stacy dates a listener which actually went quite well. It's ok, nine fingers are enough.

We have problems. Stacy deals with a medical mystery, Aaron's knees are shot, and Jeremy probably still has Star Wars boner. Plus, kids make terrible decisions and fart violence! Hey guess what, I'm leaving you in Cuba.

Star Wars inspires profound emotions for Jeremy and Aaron, but mostly a lot of weeping. Plus, fantasy football playoffs are in full swing, hippie eggnog is disgusting and goats sing the holiday hits. Like that handsome stormtrooper once said, do you have any Force in you? Would you like some?

We don't do this often but in this case we had to. Please enjoy this interview Jeremy did with Steve Rannizzisi as he makes his way to Seattle to perform his stand-up act. Look for a full podcast episode early next week.

Jeremy builds the gingerbread house of no one's dreams, Stacy wants to visit the naked spa, and Aaron achieves full REM. Sit in that quiet chair and think about what you've done.

The annual Winter Beerfest celebration eventually leads to one place, a public bathroom. We decide who's filthier, men or women. Plus, fantasy football gloating and Jeremy refuses to shower. I'm just going to pee on the lawn.

Holidays can be a big drag but at least the world still has glitter beards, robo-pussy, bear rape and Star Wars. No pie for me, I'll have sadness instead.

Aaron attends another function for sheltered kids and Jeremy gets
stiffed by Santa. What this episode really needs is more gluten-free
eggnog.