What happens when you turn the show over to its listeners? You get our grossest episode ever. Find out how you can use phrases like Ice Dragon and Angry Pirate to win over the ladies. Mom, don't listen. Also, why Stacy's going to write a book called Dance Battle at the Hitman Academy. There's also a bonus clip for those of you with the TSRP App for Android and Apple devices.

Mr. McFeely usually delivers the packages in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood. Find out why Aaron could get in on the action. Also, we finally get a response from the latest show trying to use our trademarked and copywrited name…will it get ugly or will they go away quietly? Meanwhile, Jeremy’s fashion sense is blasted multiple times but he might really just be a trend setter. Plus Stacy learns a new instrument and makes a great new ringtone that can be yours for free!

We’re getting ready to wrap up 2012…or the end of the world. I guess we’ll soon see which happens first. Santa seems to think everything will be fine. We know because he calls us during this show. He’s not the only surprise guest though. Brian Calvert from Northwest Beer Night and Thunder from Stack of Dimes make their way into the secret lair to discuss company holiday parties and winning Words With Friends by using dirty words.

She's told you about her fear of werewolves, random strangers in her bathtub and demons. However none of those come close to Stacy’s worst fear. Find out what it is in this 315th episode. Also, another podcast is trying to use our name. Will this be war or will they go away quietly? We also read some tweets, drink too much and spill stuff. 

Jeremy and Stacy get ditched by cool kids so they go drown their sorrows at Winter Beer Fest. Unlike last year the car wasn't lost this time but their minds certainly were, especially Stacy who fell in love at first site with a man selling his hot nuts.

Our new favorite band The Grizzled Mighty teaches a fun new game to play with the name of your car. We also find out what their favorite karaoke jams are and at some point we get a random phone call from the police.

When a band as tremendous as The Grizzled Mighty agrees to be on your show there's really only one thing to talk about...butt plugs. Oh and butt beads. I guess that's two things. Join us for nearly an hour of sex, drugs and rock and roll...and maybe some cake.

She's the latest internet sensation: the lady who "knows the vacuum cleaner man". Oddly enough, Stacy can totally relate. Also, Jeremy got out of the very sticky web of Words With Friends. Find out how he's getting sucked back in.

Jeremy and Stacy go to a concert (apparently these are popular with the kids) and Stacy get’s “Ma’amed” by some youngster. Did he survive? Plus, forces of evil conspire to prevent us from becoming half-billionaires. We also say goodbye to a much beloved character on the show.

Jimmy Pardo from theNever Not Funny podcast andConan takes a few minutes away from a major plumbing problem to talk with us about being a dad, suffering through technological advancements, Thanksgiving without gravy and of course his terrific benefit thePardcastathon. Happy Thanksgiving!