Another intoxicating evening ends in x-rays and self medication as Aaron breaks his collar bone. The weird thing is he's not certain how it happened. Stacy is invited on a romantic trip to San Francisco...wait, that might not be accurate. And Jeremy tells the tale of last week's post show shenanigans...at least what he remembers of them.

He's 26, lives at home and makes his mother do everything for him. Our pal AJ is forced to explain himself after Jeremy finds out that AJ even made his mom fill out his voter ballot. Aaron gets hammered, knocked down and nearly set on fire and we introduce a new segment that we like to call "Things that could totally happen to Stacy".

Jeremy has some bad news for Stacy that could forever change the future of the show. Also, what's the deal with grown men going by the name "Dick"? Can anyone explain that?

After seeing The Dark Knight Rises again Jeremy actually feels bad for something he said on a previous show. Meantime, Aaron is super excited about the 7th anniversary of our show but somehow forgot his own wedding anniversary. Listen to this episode. It feels SO GOOD!

Last week it was beast vs beast as Stacy's dog battled a raccoon. This week she witnesses real life man-on-man action right outside her front door. Meanwhile Jeremy avoids several confrontations by simply calling 911. Also, Aaron forgot his 13th anniversary. Find out why he lived to tell the tale.

A bloody battle breaks out between a raccoon and Stacy's dog. Aaron tries to drink more than Randy Travis. Also, football is back which means summer is over so Jeremy is super pissed...again.

Jeremy defies death in a terrifying ride on Seattle's Great Wheel. Stacy gets a condom from a sailor and Aaron tries to clean up his yard but ends up making a mess in his pants. It's all very horrifying and dirty.

While trash rots in the streets of Seattle, there's a real trash war going on in New York between Aaron and his garbage man. Meanwhile, Stacy finally tries Doritos Locos Tacos and Jeremy thinks it's time to fix his janky grill.

Jeremy tells his heroic tale of saving a wildlife creature from certain death. Aaron fights off a botfly infestation and Stacy if furious at both of them for texting while driving because apparently that's bad.

Jeremy may not be dead inside anymore and it's starting to freak him out. Aaron is learning tips on how to be a good husband by watching Youtube videos and Stacy turns the show into a spelling bee. Meanwhile, someone has ruined whiskey by adding cinnamon to it and we try to figure out why everyone we know can't stop drinking it.