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Doug breaks down and finds all the joy from the wonder that is the Star Wars Christmas Special. He also discusses breakfast foods, Ed starring Matt LeBlanc and a chimpanzee, ring cameras, and more. Oh, and he peed his pants recently.

Doug ranks the top ten weirdest cartoons from the 80s.  He is dumbstruck by how insane some of the content is that he digested as a kid. He also talks about what life would have been like had he become best friends with Tony Romo in the year 2020. He also discusses his wife raising butterflies, how cool Road House is (as usual), and has a big announcement.

Doug gets too high and watches G.I. Joe and has no idea what is going on. He can't seem to make any sense of the cartoon in that state. He also explains why funerals suck and ruins butterflies for you.

Doug takes a very serious and in-depth look at the not-so-classic film, Fart: The Movie. Yes, this is a real film.  He also discusses his recent onstage incident involving a certain vegetable and is very excited that he finally watched the film, 3000 Miles To Graceland.

Doug catches the audience up with his move and some various, random thoughts such as why he thinks poetry at weddings is dumb and what he wants to see on The Bachelorette.  He also shares a ridiculous story involving an epic fart.

Doug is on the move and talks about a recent fire, shit selfies, and a buddy in a tricky bathroom situation. Despite being pretty isolated the last year, Doug ranks his top 10 most embarrassing moments that happened IN quarantine.

Doug shares a couple stories about how he was tricked by Elon Musk as well as a recent mushroom trip story. He also ranks the top ten best bad films he watched in the pandemic.

Doug opens up about a particularly embarrassing phase he went through that involves ridiculous outfits, fight clubbing, and obstruction of railroad property.  He also talks about Santa Fe wildlife and offers up a wonderful prank anyone can use.

Doug ranks the 10 lamest superheroes/villains of all time.  Learning about these characters is mind-blowing.  Extradimensional clowns, superhero truckers, ice cream bodies--weird stuff.  He also opens up about some foodie pics and shares a story about how he learned that you should never try to be Patrick Swayze. 

Doug reflects on the past year and all the insanity that came with it.  He shares embarrassing stories along the way and gets high to watch an episode of the original He-Man series.  He also reads another one of his short stories and shares a bizarre tale involving cocaine and wolves.