EarFinger

EarFinger

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EarFinger episodes

  • The Greatest Year For Film

    Doug takes a close look at the greatest year for film EVER: 1989. He assigns different rankings for all the amazing films of that year as he weaves through stories related to them.  He also shares another embarrassing quarantine story and explains the weirdest spreadsheet ever. This one has it all: Batman, Road House, Eric Roberts, UFOs, sharts, and Danzig.

    54 min
  • Ancient Japanese Fart Battles

    Doug takes a deep, historic look at ancient Japanese fart battles. This is a real thing, by the way. It's real and he talks about it.  He also shares an embarrassing quarantine story. 

    24 min
  • Fart Wish

    Doug discusses everything from chopping wood to Zubaz to almost getting stabbed to his recent UFO sighting and ghost encounter. He also opens up about how bad he feels for ruining part of his wife's birthday.  And, he shares a story about outbullying a bully.

    42 min
  • Arnold R. Hotdog, Jr.

    Doug discusses his recent psychedelic journey involving Alf, freaking out, and a terrible movie called The Big Blue. He also shares his famous potato salad story admits to being in an embarrassing fantasy league, and reveals how he recently embarrassed himself in front of a stranger in quarantine.

    38 min
  • Queen's Gambit and Penny's Music

    Doug has never seen Queen's Gambit but takes a guess at what the show is about and even goes into full detail as to what he thinks the pilot episode is.  Is he close? Probably not. He also discusses his legacy, Los Angeles crimes vs Santa Fe crimes, shares a couple new jokes, and music made by The Octopus Project from his dog's energy. You read that last part right.

    33 min
  • Halloween Lives

    Doug fills you in with how he's been battling boredom in quarantine. This includes his recent marathon watching of every Michael Myers Halloween movie. He also shares another ridiculous short story involving an alien.

    36 min
  • Beware of Hummingbirds

    Doug shares what he really thinks of hummingbirds and gives a quarantine update. He also shares a few goofy short stories. One involves a superhero and some issues he's having while mid-battle and the others involve corn and ghosts.

    34 min
  • A Fart Safari

    Doug takes the audience on a real fart safari as he reads and breaks down a book called "Farts In The Wild." As he reads along he shares a few stories, discusses his recent obsession with old Schwarzenegger movies, and drops a quarantine tip.

    41 min

About EarFinger

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EarFinger is a limited podcast series from Doug Mellard that will keep people guessing each week but always entertain during these bizarre corona times. Every week he will make you laugh in different…