Today we have an episode filled with things you didn’t know you had to worry about. Phoebe takes us to a very popular water park in Spain, then Ashley explores an old childhood villain who lurks in Zion National Park, Utah.

Lynda, you’s a b*#!%! Find out more about this heinous ringleader as Ashley takes us to an unassuming town in Pennsylvania. Then, Phoebe takes us all the way across the globe to South Africa, where the big 5 roam free in Kruger National Park.

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Phoebe explores a story (brought to us by friend of the show, Kaitlin) about a family who takes a not so short cut through the wilds of Oregon. Get your survival gear ready, we're about to get stuck in with this one!

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Come away with us to the sharkiest waters in the world for a very unfortunate 40th bday bash on Reunion Island. Then investigate why two women were found dead with pills mysteriously strewn all about their hotel room in Cambodia.

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An adventurous pair of sailors get decoupled after a misunderstanding in the Marquesas Islands, and life in the quiet English village of Bampton becomes a hellscape of overeager tourists.

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A noise complaint goes all wrong in Phuket, Thailand and a hangliding professional makes a grave mistake at Mt. Woodside, British Columbia.

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First up, Phoebe gets us lost on a flat but foggy beach in Iceland. Then Ashley tells us about some awesome Argentines who just wanted to celebrate their class reunion, and had a big old bummer of a bike ride in NYC instead. Join us as we crush your vacation hopes and dreams!

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First, Ashley takes us on a hot air balloon ride, with a fiery captain, that we’ll definitely never forget. Then Phoebe gets us lost on a snowy Nepalese hiking trail, with only 2 chocolate books to sustain us!

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Phoebe sucks all the fun out of funiculars with a devastating story about a little train that couldn’t, while Ashley tells us what happens when 5 Danny Devitos fall on a pair of newlyweds in one of America’s most beautiful national parks.

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There are times when being prepared is simply not enough. Phoebe takes us to Tenerife and disrupts our carefree sunbathing, while Ashley cuts our road trip short down in Mississippi. Sometimes the inanimate objects of this world are just out to get you, so watch your back (but it still won't matter)! 

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