Early Departures

Be wary of who you choose to travel with; Ashley and Phoebe will tell you why! Ashley takes us on a luxurious trip to Bali with the wrong family members, while Phoebe sends us on a camping trip in Colorado with a guy who ends up a bit too "one with nature."

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First, Phoebe tells us about a disastrous family vacation on an Alaskan cruise, and explains the most basic difference between men and women. Later, Ashley takes us back to the good old days, a little time known as 1998, when the US military buzzed Alpine valleys in airplanes and people fell from the sky...wait, what? Join us for another chat about the awful side of vacations!

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Ashley takes us out on the water to tell us about the most devastating family vacation tragedy you might ever hear of, and why duck boats really should be banned. Meanwhile, Phoebe (still on her murder murder murder kick) tells us about a tinder date gone horribly wrong and about the highly problematic “rough sex” defense.

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Today Phoebe and Ashley are both telling stories about people being caught off guard by gun wielding terrible people. Phoebe takes us to Buenos Aires and tells us why we should leave our fancy watches at home, and Ashley takes us to the Republic of Georgia and makes us paranoid about hiring guides. Come along on trips that will totally bum you out, but also make you feel less sad about being stuck at home!

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If you’re in search of relaxing vacation pursuits, you’ve come to the wrong place! Today Ashley leads us a not so lovely hike among the ancient rice terraces in a small village in the Philippines, while Phoebe takes us along on a doomed birthday trip to the resort town of Playa Del Carmen, Mexico.

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In this episode, we're talkin' deadly road trips! First, Phoebe tells a story about a GPS related tragedy in Death Valley. Then, Ashley reports on a pair of hitchhiking brides in Turkey. Join us and you may never want to get into a car again!

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First, Phoebe recounts the sweaty-palm inducing story of how a group of divers ended up on a tiny uninhabited island in Indonesia. Later, Ashley shares a cautionary tale about breaking laws you didn’t even know existed! Happy 10th episode anniversary!

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After listening to today’s tragic travel tales, you’ll be glad you’re quarantined! Ashley takes us to war torn 1990s Chechnya, with humanitarians Camilla Carr and Jon James, and Phoebe brings us fresh news about the current state of the last few cruise ships still floating around out there on the Coronavirus stricken seas.

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We’re here to entertain you while you hunker down in your Corona-bunkers! Ashley brings a story about a woman who was HORRIFICALLY murdered while visiting family in Jamaica. While Phoebe tells us about murderous tree wells at a Hallmark perfect ski resort!

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Today, Ashley brings you gross tales of genital loving parasites in Lake Malawi, and tells you all the places NOT to swim if you’re not a fan of having eggs laid inside you. Then, Phoebe tells us about one woman’s run in with an aggressive hippo on what was supposed to be a relaxing canoe trip down the Zambezi.

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