Earwash

In a thorough thirty-second episode (as in it's episode 32, not that this episode only lasts 30 seconds), Douglas fulfills his promise from episode 11 to say something controversial about COVID, and gets lost in mathematics. Of all the episodes of dubious quality Earwash has produced, this is probably the worst. We are sorry, but not sorry enough not to release it.

In a Thermidorian thirty-first episode, Horace Perrault asks the question that everyone on TikTok should be asking: How often do men think about the Byzantine Empire?

In a threpsological thirtieth episode, Douglas presents the very thing you need to soothe a brain frazzled by a hectic week of trying to avoid hearing 'All I want for Christmas is you' - a peek into the strange and compelling contents of his notebooks.

In a twisted twenty-ninth episode, Australia's foremost eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular explains his failed foray into true crime podcasting.

To mark International Men's Day, we have our most international man, critic Horace Perrault, on the podcast. Contains an analysis of a major news event that i am certain you have never heard before, in a way that is far less offensive than you would expect.

In a technological twenty-seventh episode, Douglas tries using AI to assist with a creative slump

In a special bonus episode, we bring you Australia's premier insect race, the Centipede Cup. Hear all the thrills, spills and mixed grills (don't ask where the drumsticks come from) in a race guaranteed to be more thrilling than a mere horse race.

In a tachometric twenty-sixth episode, we learn about the insect world's answer to the Melbourne Cup, and discover that for this weeks' guest, every day is leg day.

In an underwhelming twenty-fifth episode celebration, Douglas regales a largely indifferent world with the contents of one of his notebooks. May contain traces of gorilla.

In a trypographic twenty-fourth episode, geographically confused American Jennifer Cash weighs in on the recent referendum. It's not as offensive as you may expect.