Earwash

In the first bonus episode, peek behind the scenes and hear the many delightful mistakes that occur during the recording of Earwash. Enjoy the delightful sounds of Douglas's laughs and burps, the unfortunate consequences of gargling with beer, and the pencil song. This episode made possible by Metaxa, the original Greek spirit.

In an exigent thirteenth episode, Douglas borrows some emergency questions from a podcaster far more talented than he is to ask to his frequent guests.

In a tardy twelfth episode, Douglas attempts to expand his audience beyond a single man called Hamish by consulting the stars

In an informational eleventh episode, Douglas discusses places to go in Melbourne with his American neighbour Jennifer Cash. With 137% more discussion of the second amendment to the (Australian) Constitution than you expected.

In a salacious tenth episode, Australia's foremost eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular tells Douglas why his latest novel has been delayed, and which bestselling author he has a bitter feud with.

In a stormy ninth episode, Douglas talks to Jonathan Crepuscular, Australia's self-proclaimed greatest eroticist, about his new novel, only to discover that Mr Crepuscular does not want to talk about it.

In a rich ratatouille of an episode, a time-poor Douglas unleashes further contents of his notebooks upon a largely indifferent world. Hear such remarkable phrases as "tiny diabetic birds", and wonder in what strange set of circumstances Douglas heard this phrase. Douglas wonders too, he has no memory of where much of this came from.

In the hastily prepared and spoken episode 7, Douglas deals with an unexpected cancellation by a guest by relating the strange experiences of his Saturday evening.

In a sibilant sixth episode, the Earwig tries some ASMR. The results are not quite what we hoped for...