Eat Your Heart Out

Oreo Biscuit

Chaos -- Even Nabisco's naming roadmap for America's favorite cookie can't escape the Second Law of Thermodynamics. We attempt to break the the Guiness Record for blood viscocity as we try a dozen different Oreo variants. This was a tough one to power through. Only made worse by how many Oreos we had to take home after the episode.

Also, April rails on vegans. Please send any and all comments to her personal email: [email protected].

Links:

• TheJunkFoodAisle.com on Instagram: “Coming Soon! The MOST STUF Oreo! *actual product photo 😋 TheJunkFoodAisle.com #thejunkfoodaisle #oreo #oreos #doublestuf #moststuf #cookie…”

Before the first episode of EYHO:

Eric: Should we censor any bad language for this podcast?

During Episode #2:

April says 'anal leakage' approx 17 times

The above recount of our short-lived existence as a family-friendly podcast can also be used as an analogy for Lay's alternative flavor strategy. Starting innocently enough with the first variant 'Sour Cream & Onion' in the 70's to the peculiarly named 'Numb & Spicy Hot Pot'.

Join us as we talk about and try a wide array of American's favorite snack, the Lay's Potato Chip.

Also April goes off on vegans. Please send all feedback to [email protected].

Links:

• Commercial Lay's Potato Chips w Bert Lahr 1966 - YouTube

WE'RE HERE

Just a few snack fiends who decided to start a podcast to build a biweekly excuse to eat the worst food we can find. Growing through adolescence in the 90's, we were subject to the pinnacle of the junk food onslaught on America's youth. No doubt a non-trivial agent in shaping our adult minds -- primarily through sugar highs and a barrage of dental visits. On our first episode, we dig into the PSL scene storming through October. Probably good to get this one out of the way early, because I pretty much can't stand the grocer aisles lined with pumpkin spice everything this time of year.

So join us on a nostalgic ride down America's best of food's worst.