Sir, I'm going to have to stop you right there, the contents of your cart are, frankly, inappropriate. We also talk about the chances of me getting Dupuytren's contracture.

Trader Joe's, if you're reading this we can team up and I will be like your version of Jared Fogle from Subway!

Today we hear the story of how a little boy was told anchovies were weird, but against all odds persevered and tried them for himself.

Donut shops should stay opened later since they obviously aren't serving breakfast, but fika. Also we talk about Youtuber Bald & Bankrupt, who doesn't travel anywhere as scary as downtown Atlanta, but does go to the poorest parts of 3rd world countries and ex-Soviet villages.

Almost didn't get this one in before midnight! I got a new sippy cup today at Target and after eating this salad we went and drank a growler of beer in the park! Watch Hunting Hitler on History Channel!

I love air room saturated with bleach fumes, and my favorite chemical is windex. It may all be because of a Japanese Ladybug infestation.

I was bigger than I a now in elementary school. Apparently it would only take 2200 calories a day to maintain this weight, but I've been eating about 1200, oops! 

Explain to me how one goes about licking a boot while wearing a facemask? It's almost like the obese people in the grocery store don't know anything about health or hygiene. If only one could eat a salad with a pitchfork.

I feel much better after this salad, even though giant bowls of raw broccoli aren't my favorite. Today I tried the salt beverage that Jack Dorsey likes so much.

"Are you Drunk?!" "What?" "I'm asking the questions here!"