For mother's day we watched planes and showed my parents a bunch of foreign groceries it was nice. Also I had a Black & Blue salad with a very perfectly sliced and boiled egg.

This one tapped me out tbh but it's honestly so guilt free that i'm happy for it.

My eyesight is coming back! It's amazing!

Some day we will all be part of one giant neuralnet and I won't have to find words to describe the smell from this salad. 

No Guilt meets all the toppings on this salad comprised of Cinco De Mayo Leftovers.  Dailys pouch margarita tastes like lemon-lime Gatorade and is FOUL.

Happy holidays everybody! Congratulations and please be safe! Try Siete cashew-queso please!

Tantalizing Morsels and Cake Motorcycles, who would've thought?

How to wash your hands and alienate sentient humans. Blue Agave Sriracha makes its debut!

Buckwheat may be my least favorite alternative food. Today I saw a suspicious guy with a gun, but he was the only one not wearing a mask. Finally, we crossed and Indiana Jones evoquing bridge.

Season 5 premiere tell your friends! We talk about what I would say to a smart-aleck doctor if he asked if I eat healthy.