Edward is a Vampire

Edward is a Vampire

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Edward is a Vampire episodes

  • S4:E9 – Bella Has Her Cake And Eats It Too

    Bella Has Her Cake And Eats It Too

    Chapters 25–27

    Wow we can almost see the end. Too bad this creepy baby has taken up all the air in the room. Board game! Party? Lots happening this week.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    1 hr 3 min
  • S4:E8 – Bella Never Suffers feat. Christen Stuart

    Bella Never Suffers feat. Christen Stuart

    Chapters 22–24

    We are back and on a new day! Thursdays are the new Tuesdays according to vampires. Bella continues motherhood and homeownership.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    1 hr 2 min
  • S4:E7 – Bella Is A Vampire

    Bella Is A Vampire

    Breaking Dawn Chapters 19–21

    It finally happened! Just in time for Christmas, Bella is a vampire! About time, too. Topics of discussion include UV light, dust, and favorite trees.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    1 hr 5 min
  • S4:E6 – Bella Releases Her Sex Tape (Part 1)

    Bella Releases Her Sex Tape (Part 1)

    Breaking Dawn The Movie: Part 1

    A confusing holiday(?) episode where we talk about Breaking Dawn Part 1 with resident movie expert Ben! We've been broken so much... almost at the end of this...

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    1 hr 7 min
  • S4:E5 – Bella Is Not Lizzie

    Bella Is Not Lizzie

    Chapters 15–18

    This episode... goes places. Stick through it for the wildest turn podcasting has ever taken.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    1 hr 3 min
  • S4:E4 – Bella Loves Blood

    Bella Loves Blood

    Chapters 12–14

    We really rode a high the last two weeks and suddenly we're back in standard Twilight fair. It's not all rough, though. Star Wars! Honda! Memes!

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    1 hr 3 min
  • S4:E3 – Bella Is A Rental Movie

    Bella's a Rental Movie

    Chapters 8–11

    The mania continues as we enter Jacob Black's mind. And it's a scary place full of indecent thoughts. We were warned about these chapters, but oh boy is is a good one.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    0 min
  • S4:E2 – Bella Gets Down and Dirty

    Bella Gets Down and Dirty

    Chapters 5–7

    This! Is! It! Bella and Edward go on their honeymoon and it is just as horny as you'd imagine. Our full support is behind these chapters. Special guest joins us on this Election Day edition of the pod.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    1 hr 19 min
  • S4:E1 – Bella Ties The Knot

    Bella Ties The Knot

    Chapters 1–4

    A new book brings new opportunities for Bella. Like being married and stuff. Classic Bella!

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    56 min
  • S3:E10 – Bella Isn't In This One

    Bella Isn't In This One

    The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

    Did you know Steph wrote a tiny little book about a tiny little character? We did! And the reviews are in!

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    51 min

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Was the Twilight Saga good after all? Was it as bad as we remember? We revisit the Twilight Saga books chapter-by-chapter to answer these questions, discover forgotten Twi-lore, and wonder if Bella is…