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EEKsip 2 - Rainberry Gatorade.

There is zero affiliation or business association, and or ties by the EEKshow with The Gatorade Co currently.  This is a 75% less sugar version that delightfully quenches the thirst you’ve been dealing with all NFL Sunday, Week 5. 

Parched, warm, & dehydrated… EEKshow just decided enough was enough and gulped down a waterfall of berries created by rain… minus 3/4’s the normal sugar!!!

Enjoy Cold, Bold, and before you get Old!

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EEKshow Episode 24:  Then Shut Up!

Most people hear things when they're growing up, as kids, as friends, and even when you get older as you get married, as adults (from your spouse), or even from your current family, your own kids.  They even hear catch phrases or repetitious ticks on repeat that come from you, and or they deliver themselves.  We call them isms in our family, we all have them (but luckily, no real negative ones to speak of).  My past family also had several of them, predominately coming from my dad, and ALL of them were negative ones (at times even, very negative)...  None more repetitive than the two words he said to us all, and especially to my mother, over and over and over and over and over again... SHUT UP!  He would also somehow manage to throw a set up word like preposition into his repetitous statement, "THEN, Shut UP!"  Usually it would follow him doing something or watching TV,  "Are you gonna let me watch this, THEN SHUT UP!"  

There's no best way to describe my father's communication style, or who he truly was, how he was, and or how he spoke to my mother, brother, and me.  It's simply a way of life that we all learned to accept, live with.  I even turned it into impressionism, humor, and in a unique way…  continuosly re-enacting all the negativity to keep others/I laughing.  Recounting and impersonating fatherly stories from when I was a child right on through to this very day has helped shaped my entire life.  

I'm thankful for the EEKshow, I'm thankful for the past, as it has led me to how and why I am who I am today.  

So please, are you gonna listen to the EEKshow?  Then, SHUT UP (and lock in)! 

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EEKshow Episode 23 (Jordan!):     RMV (Rat Muthafucker put me on a Ventilator)

To be dropping the 23rd Episode of EEKshow, Jordan! (The Goat and of course Red 23 on the Roulette Table), how fitting it shall be that the rhetoric in this EEKshow Episode is all about the RMV.  What a truly awful place.  A slow moving cement mixer of a SO CALLED BUSINESS who follow this MOTTO:  "Lets not get things done in an efficient or timely way" BUT "require you to have all of what ONLY we can provide, you legally NEED to operate any/all motor vehicles in MA, that we also move at a snail's or sloth's pace and charge you for"  

DMV's blow ass, as do BMV's, MVD's, and MVA (or even PennDOT)...  But there is truly only one, RMV (and they are located in Massachusetts).

A worthy place to go die, EEKshow's opinion.  Indeed it will be where the Podcast, "SHOW", is one day lain to rest.  Not Yet though, Not Yet...

RIP (Remember Important Paperwork)!!!

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EEKshow  Episode 22 - The Last Meal (with song)

It has been said that those on death row are allowed to have whatever they want to eat for their last meal.  It's also usually a day or two before they're going to be executed, BUT for the EEKshow, were talking hours before (you eat, you feel sick, you get ZAPPED!!!).  I also learned just recently, that it is in fact determined by each separate Prison, incarceration facility to decide and determine what they'll actually allow those in their last days or hours before the person's death to order.  However, different states and laws allow several prisons or facilities to indeed offer those on death row whatever they want to eat for their last meal, even if it's not sold or made at the location.  At times, there are even no restrictions, where at other times, there are still no restrictions, but you can ONLY actually order what is already available to eat at said prison or facility for cooking, serving, etc... Meaning, you can have whatever you want, but by chance you're craving Fried Zerbra Hooves (they may not be serving Zebra at the prison you're about to be executed at, and or it's nearby Lethal Injection or Electric Chair Site doesn't have it)...    Insert Sad Face :(       Zebra Hooves when cooked correctly can be quite succulent!!

The Last Meal is an interesting discussion, always has been especially for those who enjoy or study history.  Timothy McVeigh had two pints of Mint Choc Chop Ice Cream.  Ted Bundy declined his last meal entirely, (sounded like a Play it Again Slam from Denny's - and or similar):  Eggs, Steak, Toast with Jelly/Butter, Hashbrowns, Coffee, Juice, and Milk).  John wayne Gacy ordered 12 fried shrimp, French Fries, a Pound of Strawberries, and an Original Recipe Bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.  Now just KFC.  Crazy...  Dahmer never was on Death Row, pleaded guilty, and avoided the Death Penalty, (but since he was killed in prison, I dabbled with what he may have order if given his last meal opportunity).  What would you order?  What would you eat?  Would it be simple (Cheeseburger, Pizza, PB&J) or would you be courageous and try something new you've never even had before? Maybe you decide to be really picky, or you'd just go with whatever they had? Would you possibly go with whatever sounded just "ok" or "fine", specifically since your life was about to end?  OR!!!  Might you BUCK THE NORM, and put in an ORDER like the EEKshow did.  WOULD YOU ORDER FOOD WITH SUCH FLARE, THAT THE PRISON GUARDS BEGAN SALIVATING, ADMIRING YOUR DISPLAY OF THAT ONE LAST DEEP DIVE INTO THE WORLD OF DELICIOUSNESS (provided you were allowed to to chose whatever you truly wanted overall)?

Lever Pushed Up, ZZZAPPPPPP, the EEKshow will soon be Dead...  What's your last meal going to be?

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EEKshow Bonus:  NFL wEEK2show Recap (Sped up, so pay attention, or listen 2wice)!!

*  EEKshow is by no means affiliated with, connected to, partnered or in business with the National Football League (NFL).  This Episode is strictly for the  NFL Fans & EEKshow listners all over our Solar System (and to loosely include other galaxys at current).

The National Football League and its programming each week, during the regular season & playoffs is the most listened to and viewed business of all time.  Ok, EEKshow, then the NFL 😉(kidding of course).  We could safely say, the NFl, surely in the US is tops, and potentially even all over the world in sone parts as well, agreed?

EEKshow wanted to recap week 2 in a speedy way, while singing, while recording, and while EEKshowin out… as only EEKshow can. 

Whomever your team is, good luck.  The New Englanf Patriots are meh at best on offense and we’ll see on Defense when they play a solid QB.  Spend just over 10 minutes catching up here, if you missed any (or most) of the games this past week/weekend before tonight’s finale - MNF!!! Bah Bah Bah Baaahhh, Bup Bup Bup BadaBupaaahh!! 

And I fogot that the Raiders beat the Chargers… (that’s everything).  
Enjoy, EEKshow Bonus Sports - “It’s in the Podcast!”

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EEKshow  Episode 21:  Raggae Bash (with an rhytmic jingle)

Back in 1994 near the end of Freshmand Year, Late April into May time frame, there was an Epic Annual Fraternity Event at the Delta Upsilon House on the Campus of Syracuse University (I believe located up on Comstock Avenue)...  The event had been talked about nearly our entire year, even as early as Halloween, as all of us were just starting off in College...  away from home, on our own, left to do whatever we all chose to do.  During Halloween of this very same year, this Fraternity Brotherhood all dressed up in the same outfit, cows (quite incredible at that time if you ask me)...  

Everyone was going to go to this Reggae Bash, especially if you were a Freshman, it was literally the talk of the town, the party you had to go to, and quite frankly (there were visitors all coming to town for the event as well, not just us Cusians who attended the University)...  I still remember most of that day/night overall leading up to the Climax of the same evening like it was yesterday.  Unfortunately, I do forget the aftermath, post everything that went down (well, not the condition of our Hallway and bathroom, the left side of Brewster 3, when you walk out of the elevators and turn Left).  Nor, do I foget about that poor girl who was in her room minding her own business down on Brewster 2!

What a memory, what an act of inebriated idiocy...  The S is for Slooowwwth, the S is for Sloowwwth!!!

EEKshow listeners, I bring you a truthful tale, more than 30 years ago...  Grab your lifevests, it's Reggae Bash Time!!!

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BONUS Episode:  Friday Night UFcokezerO  (with a fun jingle made on the spot, one take, NO BS)...  Not that it's any good, but it made me laugh and smile.  So Fuck It, why not add it in...

We get older, we get wiser, we spend our time for our kids, our families, as we should (most nights and even on weekends).  Sometimes those simple little moments mean lots of rides, assistance, helping, and killing some time in a random parking lot having an unhealthy bite of food because you really have not had any time to eat over the last 12 hours...

It's Friday Night, just got paid, why not record a quick EEKshow Bonus Episode and share it with you all...  

EEK-Urp Cologne coming SOON!!!

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EEKshow Episode XX:  An Alarmless World

Loud noises that pelt your brain from a deep or even light sleep.  That's how most of the world tends to wake up when they're scheduled to do something they have to do like School, Work, Errands, etc...  Alarm Clocks, Systems, Phone Alarms, all of them are impediments to our own peaceful way of dealing how to organically learn how to systematically be ready for what's next (whatever or whenever it is).  And or, I believe that most of us live with someone or have someone that we can somewhat depend on, and it you can't or don't (then figure it out, ideally without the nuisance of a heart shuttering sound or system that I believe stunts your way of life).  

My goal when I was young was to find a way to grow out of the Alarm Clock, live without one...  I used to dream about it, staring up into the night sky before I'd fall asleep...  I called it  "An Alarmless World"

Welcome to your Friday session, this week's episode, #20 in Season 1, (wow that came fast)...  PSSST, Time to Get Up, it's EEKshow Time!!!

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EEKshow:  Episode 19 - BTS (Back To School) 

Back to School is not only a sacred and annual event that takes places for our children, families, friends, nieces/nephews, grandkids, etc...  but it's also one of the greatest all time comedy movies ever made.  "Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Thornton Melon"  Need I say more.

First day of school, do your kids take the bus, get a ride, walk, drive, and or take their One Wheel?  Whatever it is, it's oh so memorable.  Those 1st day outfits, especially if you're a girl, like my daughter.  Pretty nostalgic all these years seeing her go through the same thing her mom/dad did all those years ago.  To all of you out there in EEKshow land, I wish your families, sons/daughters, nieces/nephews, Grandkids, as well as all of their pets seeing them head off to school again now that Summer is over...  Congratulations.  Soak it in, goes too dam fast.  Hopefully you got photos, you're documenting, or you have some personal tradition.  Love all of it.  

My goal here was just to recount a bit and talk about running into a father smoking a butt out in front of the high school in our town after dropping off his kid.  Luckily for the EEKshow Production this week, I just happened to be the next car in line dropping off my own kid.  You really can't script this shit any better.

Throw on the phones or buds, it's EEKshow time!!!!  

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Bonus Episode:  SPKY RORA - (SPOOKY RORA - A Vanity Plate Sighting on 787 towards Saratoga/Ballston Spa NY)

Sometimes a story or random event just falls into our laps.  It's as if the universe decided to put you or others in a particular place at a very specific time, where whatever you or these others actually witness or see with your own eyes, may indeed change your perspective for all of time...

Before Thursday, August 27th, I'd say around 10:30AM in the morning EST, I did NOT truthfully believe in Ghosts, Witches, Warlocks, Goblins, and some might even refer to what we saw that day as, A Ghoul.  However, all of those beliefs are now very real, lying deep within my tainted soul, and within my passenger's as well (who briefly froze solid on that day)...

Forces beyond our control, our wildest imaginations, at times show up or present what the demonic worshipers call, "An Evil Spirit, The Undead, or even - Mothman..."  Unfortunately for EEKshow and my good friend, all three of those myths became a reality last week.  Forewarned by a Vanity License Plate, reading from left to right: S P K Y R O R A - all three visually appeared in just one being or IT.

Welcome to the EEKshow, and beware of this tale, this route towards Saratoga/Ballston Spa, and this Vanity Plate (for it is very real, it's out there, AND YOU MAY BE THE NEXT ONE TO SEE "WHO-WHAT-IT" S ACTUALLY DRIVING WITH IT)...!!!

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