Checking in with Eileen, discussing how many months is your kid? The pressure of choosing the perfect baby name, Scarlett Johansson is in hot water again, recaping the summer movies in theatres right now, and birds are assholes.

Eileen and Steph break some big news! They go over the latest headlines: Eating pizza to lose weight, US boarder security have the right to check your phone, Russian Burger King apologizes for offering money and burgers to any woman who gets preganant by anyone on the Russian soccer team and we recap the last day of school.

The girls tackle the transgendered world and how people identify themselves, making changes to yourself (good and bad), gender roles and kids, plastic surgery, genetics, and the new catch phrase, "Thanks a lot, mom. I had to wipe my own ass."

Eileen fills us in on a man that served his friends the ultimate mystery meat and a woman who maked a highly unusual necklace, the gilrs remember their bar days, praise the newest Netflix show, and Stephanie tests Eileen's knowledge of basic trivia while they discuss if they have fulfilled the tasks in order to become a man.

It's voting day! The ladies talk politics, what makes kids laugh, keeping fruit in your vagina, recapping the Colin Mochrie show, talking about the upcoming Bowmanville Rotary "Ribs and Brews" that Steph is hosting this year, and Stephanie tests Eileen on her knowledge of the wedding anniversary gifts.

Steph binging on kickboxing, acting and rejection, taking hints from the Universe, Eileen takes a sex trivia quiz, the stupid ways we have hurt ourselves, and some great clean jokes.

Taking a compliment (particularly when your husband says it about another woman), Steph's facialist gave her shit, emergency alert gone wrong, 30-year old taken to court by his parents' to get him to move out, going over our "types", the discovery of a new shade of blue, and we examine the "Laurel" and "Yanny" chaos with "James" and "John". Fruititarians and the 4-year old's grandest birthday ever.

Annoying things that our husbands do, remembering the Marriage Ref, Tweets of the best & worst roommates.

Kickboxing update, people caring for our kids, amazed at what we could do when we were young, more news on Uranus, Eileen take a Space quiz, the salt myth, and Stephanie will be transforming into a 60 year old woman.

Beauty tips and some plastic surgery insights, a sample of Eileen's copywriting brilliance, silly celebrities why do you keep talking? Remembering Eileen's brother in law, Frank.