Timeshares and other scams, calling BS on a mom who says she has sex for 3 hours, we get right into the sex habits of these tired moms, lots of sex talk, did we mention this is a lot of sex talk? Stalking on Facebook, milestone of entering daycare...check!

Teaching kids to kill, why don't the little suckers attempt to get away with manageble crimes? Not wearing a bra in school, things your history teacher doesn't want you to know, and pets make us immortal.

Eileen has dog bed envy, more fake news, drinking gin speeds up your metabolism, parents are going broke, questions that stumped contestants on Jeopardy or "How stupid is Stephanie?"

Steph's Facebook friends can't come to terms on humour, our husbands are realists, Hollywood is too white...or is it?, Queer Eye, the best place to swing in Durham Region, and "How well do you know Canadian food?"

Easter is upon us, death toys, shower inventions, and our new game show: How dumb is Eileen? Human glands edition.

The 30 day de-clutter challenge, kickboxing kicking Steph's ass, Brazilian waxing, on-line gaming pick-ups,

Taking the Easter out of bunnies, a pill that can simulate exercise, empathy is genetic, and where's our seaweed that tastes like bacon?

Sick again?! WTF?! Learning new skills, hate on Facebook (let's ban all the words!), and how unskilled some of us are at compliments.

Eileen is back from "sick-vacation", Pink Shirt day, how to determine your baby's gender (or the Chinese know everything seqment), How Privilaged Are You test, and Colin Mochrie is coming to town.

This episode covers: Breaking the whole concept of death and divorce to the kids, reminiscing about our first weddings, planning for the worst, girls' night out, Oscars, telling your kids they are "smart" is a diservice, and kissing your kids on the mouth.