Hey Daughters! ✨

Be honest, did you eat your boogers as a kid?? Oh! You still do… this week we read all the embarrassing childhood stories you submitted! I had to ask my fellow former embarrassing child and bestie, Nick, to be the first ever MAN on the pod and he doesn’t disappoint - probably because he has two older sisters. He just gets it. Anyway, this might be our funniest episode yet. Let’s get into the cringiest moments from our childhoods!!!

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Chapters

0:00 – Nick: the first man EVER on the pod

2:13 – wait, does Nick secretly hate animals?

5:11 – birth order & why eldest daughters run the world

8:25 – how Bailyn and Anthony fell in love in college

10:00 – Nick's two moms & the great turkey trot divide

13:35 – Paris fashion week & why nobody here can speak French

17:29 – how Nick and Bailyn actually met (the Belmont lore)

21:18 – if a tree falls in the forest...

22:10 – being a gay kid at a Christian college

25:21 – improv, the lava lamp & the Magic School Bus

27:23 – the write-ins begin: your embarrassing childhood stories

28:47 – if the three of us had grown up together

31:39 – Submission 1: playing Shamu in the bathtub

33:14 – Nick vs. the dolphins (and a rogue sea urchin)

38:14 – Submission 2: the infamous booger wall

41:09 – Submission 3: the 7-year-old shoulder rub

46:51 – Submission 4: a 4th-grade ode to the Black Eyed Peas

48:31 – the Black Eyed Peas & Pitbull hot-take spiral

54:15 – Submission 5: the great seagull catastrophe

1:00:16 – Submission 6: the booger eater gets unmasked

1:02:50 – to be continued (it's a two-parter)

Hey daughters!! 💖 On this episode, we SLAY OR NAY the most talked about Met Gala 2026 looks. Our guest this week, Kassi Reyna, an NYC-based stylist + consultant, breaks down everything from Met Gala theme to dress code, because they are 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 the same thing. As always, enjoy the hot takes and keep diva-ing, daughters.

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CHAPTERS:

0:00 – Welcome To Bailyn Solo Era (Meet Kassi Reyna)

3:19 – Are You Actually An Eldest Daughter?

7:51 – Middle Child = Cool Aunt Coded

9:25 – Sibling Power Rankings: NASA Brother, Renegade Sister

12:00 – Rama Duwaji, Our Queen Of New York

13:26 – What Does A Music Stylist Even Do? (Kassi Reyna Explains)

14:45 – The Tinfoil Gloves Christmas Origin Story

17:23 – the lowercase email manifesto

23:57 – Met Gala 2026: Theme vs Dress Code, Stop Confusing Them

25:25 – Emma Chamberlain Set The Bar Too High

29:34 – Doechii Brought Tampa To The Met

31:24 – Beyoncé Got A Nay

35:32 – Sabrina Carpenter Is Our Paul McCartney

38:59 – The Tulle Funeral (We Wanted To Love It)

42:03 – Body As Canvas: The Makeup Artist Won The Night

43:18 – Bad Bunny: We Thought He Was A Cute Old Man

47:31 – Kylie Jenner Actually Slayed

50:14 – Kendall Jenner: Beautiful But Boring

54:45 – Hailey Bieber + Katy Perry's Helmet Crisis

57:52 – Gracie Abrams, Forest Elf Energy

59:50 – Rihanna Skipped The Carpet (Iconic?)

1:00:55 – Hunter Schaefer's Monet Moment

1:02:33 – Rachel Sennott Yes, Marc Jacobs No

1:03:54 – Madonna's Shipwrecked Witch Era (We Allow It)

1:05:07 – Mimosa Break + Cardi B Lumps & Substance

1:11:33 – Kassi's New Show "Chalk Up" Is Coming

1:13:53 – Next Week: Embarrassing Childhood Stories

hi daughters, tune in for this big announcement...

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Chapters

0:00 Welcome back, daughters

0:35 Life updates + what we’ve been building

5:05 Big announcement + episode setup

8:30 How dance shaped who we are

12:45 Growing up in competitive dance culture

18:20 Pressure, discipline, and identity as dancers

24:10 Choosing different paths (staying vs. stepping away)

28:21 College era: losing dance & finding it again

33:00 Joining a contemporary company (weekend double life)

38:15 Dance team vs. artistry: what actually matters

44:39 Mid-episode reality check (we’re running out of time lol)

48:30 Mentorship, teachers, and who changed everything 55:00 Injury, burnout, and physical limits 1:02:30 What dance gave us beyond technique 1:07:00 Women supporting women in creative spaces 1:10:36 Wrapping Bailyn’s story + what’s next 1:11:10 Outro + where to find us

Hi Daughters! On this very special episode we take you through our entire TDWP2 World Premiere experience. Tiana walked the red carpet wearing designer vintage head to toe and art for hair. Bailyn pouted in her trademark pink glam and smokey eye. It was every eldest daughter’s DREAM! Listen to find out all the fun behind the scenes details.

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Chapters

0:00 – Street shoes in the house??

6:02 – Brooklyn Half Marathon + weekend plans

12:13 – The mold police and the humidity of it all

14:15 – Joint life update: Devil Wears Prada 2 Premiere!

18:04 – Styling for the red carpet and 1950s afro-modernism

24:02 – Prepping for the premiere in just one week

27:32 – The "Low Iron Barbie" makeup look

34:15 – Gaga was there!!

37:57 – Stanley Tucci appreciation minute

44:55 – The premiere food was skinny

51:09 – Ending the night getting catcalled by a taxi driver

55:01 – Fake it 'til you make it (and goodbye)

Hi Daughters! On this episode we’re serving up the Coachella 2026 tea. Sabrina ate, Vanessa Hudgens is forever our queen of Coachella + more! Plus, a full KATSEYE & Popstar Academy deep dive (Manon… we need answers), and along the way we get into NY Bridal Fashion Week, Bailyn’s Home Exchange vacay, Tiana's renovation era, the building manager from hell who broke Tiana’s freezer, and the comment that called us too loud. Spoiler, we're not piping down ✨

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Chapters

0:00 – Welcome back, daughters

0:53 – Jersey Shore is Bailyn's comfort show and she has lore about it

9:07 – Having an older sibling means watching whatever THEY watched

11:20 – Dance Moms literally made Tiana a dancer (and Christie is her hero)

22:57 – Wait one more thing about Jersey Shore: the JWoww & Snooki letter

24:11 – Tiana falls asleep to Grey's Anatomy and yes even the bomb episode

35:14 – Tiana & Pedro's sci-fi obsession: The 100

43:00 – Outlander, or Bailyn falling for her husband's evil great-great-grandfather

50:10 – Tiana cried through four straight episodes of Dance Academy

57:47 – Killing Eve & Severance are Bailyn's two-for-one

63:49 – Lost walked so Yellowjackets could run

66:52 – Tiana made Pedro watch Vampire Diaries to see if he'd pick Damon

69:48 – Love Island UK supremacy, miss Tiana with the US version

80:58 – Love you, daughters

Hi Daughters! As eldest daughters, we have watched A LOT of tv. Who else was gonna keep a pulse on culture in the house?? We have seen it all! Reality, drama, sci-fi, vampires, time travel… here are our fav tv shows of all time!!✨

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Chapters

0:00 – Welcome back, daughters

0:53 – Jersey Shore is Bailyn's comfort show and she has lore about it

9:07 – Having an older sibling means watching whatever THEY watched

11:20 – Dance Moms literally made Tiana a dancer (and Christie is her hero)

22:57 – Wait one more thing about Jersey Shore: the JWoww & Snooki letter

24:11 – Tiana falls asleep to Grey's Anatomy and yes even the bomb episode

35:14 – Tiana & Pedro's sci-fi obsession: The 100

43:00 – Outlander, or Bailyn falling for her husband's evil great-great-grandfather

50:10 – Tiana cried through four straight episodes of Dance Academy

57:47 – Killing Eve & Severance are Bailyn's two-for-one

63:49 – Lost walked so Yellowjackets could run

66:52 – Tiana made Pedro watch Vampire Diaries to see if he'd pick Damon

69:48 – Love Island UK supremacy, miss Tiana with the US version

80:58 – Love you, daughters

Hi Daughters! Your crazy dating stories were so good we needed to make a part 2. From spending the night in a pimped out short bus to date stacking in europe, our daughters have seen it all! Enoy more dating lore.✨

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Chapters

0:00 – Welcome back, daughters

1:57 – She spent the night in his pimped out short bus

6:03 – Tiana's gym date invited her to a Molly party

9:43 – The "hey diva" test every man needs to pass

12:12 – 4 perfect dates, a Europe trip, and a "keep shining" breakup text

22:48 – Date stacking is real and being trusting doesn't make you gullible

27:00 – Performative Brooklyn males are literally Mockingjays

28:48 – "Never trust a man with scoliosis" and other unhinged closing arguments

30:57 – He pulled it out on the couch next to her mom AND her grandma

35:43 – The community theater magician with the micropenis

41:29 – He called her man-hating because she thinks PTA is overrated

44:13 – "He has a good relationship with his mom" is NOT a green flag

48:19 – The conservative who markets women's lingerie as humanitarian work

53:08 – The silent stand-up class guy who kissed like a metronome

59:11 – Love you, daughters

Hi Daughters! On this episode we read the crazy dating stories you wrote into us. There are so many twists and turns that we never expected… you’ll have to listen to find out. And this is only part 1! ✨

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Chapters:

0:00 – Go Leave Us Five Stars Right Now We'll Wait!!

0:35 – We Finally Got Your Dating Horror Stories and OH BOY

1:36 – No Life Updates Just Working

2:06 – Canadian Tuxedos??

3:23 – The Carolinas Are Calling & Tiana's Secret Southern Lore

8:13 – Beach House Parents Loved Her, Their Son Was a Nightmare

12:56 – Actually This Is Giving Shania From Mormon Wives

15:15 – Youth Group Lore Unlocked: The Bikini Dad Panel and Other Crimes

21:06 – Magic Tricks on a First Date?? Green Flag Actually

23:17 – He Showed Up Drunk, She Paid $328, and THEN She Dated Him for Four Years

26:35 – Subway Parking Lot Date With the Guy Who Called Her a Fake African

33:28 – Sir Why Are You Road Raging on the Way to the Pumpkin Patch

38:39 – Bailyn's Car Accident That Accidentally Paid for Grad School

42:19 – If You Run a Red Light With Bailyn in the Car It's Over

43:29 – He Cried and Pulled Out Roses Mid-Hookup and Honestly… We're Not Mad?

49:25 – Part Two Next Week Because Y'all Delivered

Hi Daughters! On this very special episode we are breaking down our girls trip to Paris for fashion week. We get into the travel details, where we stayed, fashion events, making French girlfriends, vintage shopping, our Louis Carmen journal experience, and how paris inspires us as artists!!✨

0:00 - Welcome back + Paris fashion week recap intro

1:34 - The plane Karen who wouldn't switch seats

9:26 - Landing in Paris & the weather was PERFECT

10:53 - Puddlegum (Narnia deep lore)

14:53 - Our pink hotel room at Hotel Clebert

18:46 - Speaking French & getting kicked out of French class

21:54 - Making French girlfriends + the best cheesecake in Paris

22:37 - Filming brand content & learning to create together

28:15 - We literally danced at the Paris Opera House

29:36 - Paris vintage shopping haul (the pink coat!!)

30:40 - Louis Carmen journals aka adult Build-A-Bear

40:39 - Paris vs. New York honest review

44:44 - French work culture is everything American hustle culture isn't

47:31 - The vintage Miu Miu bag (materialistic highlight of the trip)

49:56 - Performative cigarette by the Eiffel Tower

51:01 - Making friends abroad & becoming a more integrated version of yourself

54:29 - We saw Lily Rose Depp making out in an alley

56:10 - Our taxi driver almost killed us on the way home

58:08 - Outro: lock in so we can go back to Paris

The podcast for weird girls all grown up

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Hi Daughters! On this episode we are talking all things pop culture. We cover Timothée Chalamet’s remarks on ballet and opera, the traitors finale, Taylor Frankie Paul as the next Bachelorette, Zendaya’s iconic new pixie cut, and as always - much much more!!✨

The podcast for weird girls all grown up

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0:00 Intro + Check-In with Tiana + Bailyn's False Spring

5:05 Timothée Chalamet vs. Ballet & Opera

9:27 The Real Cost of Pursuing the Arts (+ Misty Copeland)

13:49 He's Typecast, Not Method. No Oscar for You!!

16:39 Oscars: If Michael B. Jordan Doesn't Win, We Riot

21:53 Sinners Is a Perfect Film & Should Sweep Everything

23:10 Jesse Buckley in Hamnet 31:21 The Traitors Finale: Bobby Won & Candace Needs to Chill

37:20 Whitney Port & Mark Ballas Are Both in Chicago on Broadway

38:21 Scandoval Update: Tom Sandoval Is Still on TV (Still Awful)

40:34 Whitney Port as Dancer Inspo: Dance Always Finds You

44:06 Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana Reunion (Her Dad Was There??)

45:40 Miley Has Been Grammy-Robbed & We're Furious

49:26 Zendaya's Pixie Cut

51:51 Bailyn Is Getting a Bob??

55:56 Taylor Frankie Paul & the New Bachelorette Season

57:17 Hannah Brown Is Iconic / Matt James Is Not

1:03:40 Outro: Send Us Your Craziest Dating Stories