In the much anticipated and already dated second installment of its third season, Tarsha and Pete fearlessly pursue in-depth investigations into the scourge of thumb people, shit attacks from vampire cows, mayoral scissor holsters and free love in Virginia while recommending that we all embrace the age old maxim: eat, drink and get chunky.

In the wake of the worldwide flaming goat rodeo that was 2020, the Electric Candygram franchise undergoes a full reboot for 2021! Joe Exotic and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson reprise the roles of Tarsha and Pete, respectively. Topics include vomit advocacy, freelance mobile dentistry, ascots, leading sidekicks, bowls of vaginas, and what genies sound like.

In this already slightly dated episode of the ‘Gram, Tarsha and Pete work on developing a vaccine for the novel coronavirus. Along the way they also discuss men as gravy, sledding, working for food, Alaska, polar bear diets, getting a black belt in origami, the cushiony life, Cheez-Its, ranch v. blue cheese dressing, nurturing a homicidal maniac, weeping willows, Tarsha’s famous friends, and the legendary soft hockey pretzel.

In this episode of the Electric Candygram, Tarsha and Pete wrestle with the seminal issues of our time, including hangin’ at an old fashioned s’mores kickback, oozing class at fancy galas, bioluminescence, riding whales, candy passion, and, finally, NOT the Company That Shall Not Be Named.

In this episode of the Electric Candygram, Tarsha and Pete get hopped up on the Devil’s liquid and break down Halloween with the help of Snouty, the Sunburned Pig Elephant.

In this installation of the ‘Gram, Tarsha and Pete discuss wearing a human’s lower extremities as a pair of pants whilst carrying loose change in his private parts. Like they do in Iceland. I forgot the rest because, you know, ewww.

In this star-studded episode, Tarsha and Pete organize their finances in order to make a competing bid for Greenland, then discuss petting sea turtles, kicking puppies, death by exercise, rubbing dirt on babies for health reasons, toenail clipping parties, how hos be hos, and talking plants.

In this episode of the 'Gram, Tarsha and Pete share their most innermost feelings, dreams and fears. Haha no, not really. But seriously, they discuss friendship picnics, bullies who oil up their victims, a new theme song for the show, the best type of pasta, very inappropriate ghosts, and the upcoming EC moon voyage.

In this week's riveting episode, Tarsha and Pete debate the relative merits of standardized testing in education, then address being a super hero in a bag, the importance of keeping your aura clean and dry, Matthew McConaughey's nude bongo adventures, the color of hippo milk, sex with mermaids, underwater aliens and other key topics of our times.

In this dram of the ‘Gram, Tarsha and Pete resolve the mystery of the quantum vacuum’s muted effect on expansion of the universe, then address guinea pig hygiene, wearing tights to a funeral, denim bandanas, petting flamingos, the best Disney movie, the worst emotion, hats for cats and breakup candy.