We watch S03E10: Flaming Moes! Claire's not a fan. We look at Flaming Moe recipes, which kid at a sleepover you are, Claire tells us how you turn 18 in Hobart, and still has massive beef with Hank Azaria.

We watched to S03E09: Saturdays of Thunder! Bart and Homer build a go-kart, there's a lot of Bill Cosby, Claire meets Patty and Selma, Dr Nick and Martin Prince. Claire teaches Lauren about House, Lauren teaches Claire about Charles Linberg, and discuss appropriate Funeral Songs, such as Ginuwine's 'Pony'.

We watch S03E08: Lisa's Pony! Claire and Lauren were not horse girls, Claire liked fairies and *shudder* clowns, Lauren liked to dress up as a dragon. Lauren is enraged over the Tasmanian school system, Claire still hates Homer.

We watch S03E07 the second ever Treehouse of Horror! It's Halloween somewhere in the world, right? Claire keeps noticing pointless details about the show, but gets to meet Kang and Kodos so that's nice.

We watch S03E06: Like Father, Like Clown. Oy vey! Krusty reunites with his dad, we go full BoobTalkTM, and Lauren once got drunk off Lemon Lime Bitters at a Barmitzvah, or so she thought.

We watch S03E05: Homer Defined! Homer saves the powerplant, Claire meets Louanne Van Houten and we talk about when our mums stuck up for us, plus some sick banter about how great donuts are.

We watched S03E04: Bart the Murder! Bart joins the Mob, what's a truck? We discuss how horny Goodfellas is, and Claire realises Neil Patrick Harris was once a child.

We watched Simpsons S03E03: When Flanders Failed! It's the one with the Leftorium, Hank Azaria's dubious accents, and Claire talks about what its like to be in a room when people start singing 'See My Vest'

It's S03E02: Mr Lisa Goes to Washington! It's...not an amazing episode of the Simpsons. Yay Democracy!

And so it begins! We watch Season 3 Episode 1: Stark Raving Dad. It's the one with Micheal Jackson, which Claire has never ever seen or known about ever. Happy Birthday Lisa!