Elementary Springfield

We watch S03E20: Colonel Homer! Country music ingenue Lurline Lumpkin almost steals Homer, Claire can't get over Homer spending the family's life savings, Bok regrets saying Homer has a pussy, both discuss the first grown up movies they saw with their first boyfriends.

We watched S03E19: Dog of Death! Santa's Little Helper gets sick, Claire explains lottery etiquette, Bok talks about her first dog's perchant for snailbait, both break down the good parts of a house party: getting ready for the party, and then the 3 hours you spend in the laundry.

We watched S03E18: Separate Vocations! It was a banger ep, Claire's mum doesn't want her to get an IQ test, Bok thinks she's a genius, both share what they wanted to be when they grew up, Claire has always wanted to be an actor/writer/comedian, Bok wanted to be a butcher. Like, share subscribe!

We watched S03E17: Homer at the Bat! This is the worst episode ever. EVER. WE HATED IT. Bok gets braless, Claire had to save her poetry teacher from the wind once, and both do a cracking impression of a seagull.

We watched S03E16: Bart the Lover! Claire gives this ep a perfect 10! Bok's school had a yoyo phase, Claire actually likes Homer a little bit more, both want to know what Groundskeeper Willy's kink is.

We watch S03E15: Homer Alone! Marge has had enough, cracks it on a bridge and leaves Homer to "babysit", Claire tells Bok about a terrible Tropical Island thing she went to in Germany, Bok gets to express how much she loves hot springs. Both identify with Marge's emotional labour deeply.

We watch S03E14: Lisa The Greek! Homer and Lisa bond over football and gambling. Claire is back on hating Homer, Bok totally understands roman numerals, Claire recalls an unamusing encounter with Red Symons, both agree a Tasmanian AFL team called The Devils is long overdue.

It's S03E13: Radio Bart! Bart gets trapped down a well, Claire retells a crazy outdoor urination experience, both are horny for the shirtless Groundskeeper Willie, Lauren never got to play the Simpsons Arcade game at her local Pizza Hut. Like, Subscribe, Leave a Comment!

We watched S03E12: I Married Marge! Claire actually admits that Homer isn't all that bad, Patty and Selma are still the realest bitches out there, and we discuss having kids and recount times we thought we were pregnant.

We watch E03S11: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk. Claire learns that this episode has nothing to do with the band Kraftwerk, and watches The Land Of Chocolate sequence for the first time. Lauren learns how much a pair of tweezers cost at Myer, which is a lot.