https://podawful.com/posts/2648 Elijah Schaffer's big Rift TV comeback is an insane, never-ending downward spiral. Every single news story he covers is somehow just a self-report on his own crimes and failures. And he already has an entire gaggle of manservánt characters trying to prevent the ship from sinking. MEET THE TEAM! You've got Georgie, our "comfort character" Groyper engineer; BLEAU, a vain Mexican teenage real estate mogul with a gun charge; and SOME AUSTRALIAN GUY, the incredibly boring producer of the show. The FBI, Israel, and Elijah's ex-wife are all conspiring to CANCEL Elijah's podcast. SHUT IT DOWN. The producer has received the call. But it isn't from ZION, it's from the PODAWFUL CULT, and its totally derailing the show. PLUS: Elijah gets BUTTMOGGED LIVE, Salvopancakes calls in and reveals that he was invited to live with Elijah and the Boys, and Elijah performs a heart-rending and ear-bleeding performance for his sons.

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