https://podawful.com/posts/2658 The Groypophile Generals, Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium, have been having a tough time navigating the cyber liminal spaces of social media. Forever lost in the unending backroom tubes of the internet. Luckily, they've groomed an army of Tradtwinks and Discord Kittens to fight their battles for them. Elijah was patriotically exposed by Empathchan in a completely ZOOTED out, naked Facetime call where his eyes entered the Uncanny Valley. Vrillium has been caught by the PODAWFUL CULT hiring minors to defend him on Twitter and Discord, with one of his Chinese child soldiers no-clipping into the Awfuldrome to spy. PLUS: Elijah's new girlfriend went viral outside the Karmelo Anthony sentencing, and Vrillium was caught diaperterrorizing the White House. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/R0AS75Ub6vU Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S