Fair and balanced my ass.Dan's way or the highway.EOTS: We got ethics.Lt. Gov. Barbara Lawton says she won't run for Governor.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) Racy radio promotion on Z-104. EOTS starts a contest of their very own.2) Jury awards $16 million for death from water drinking contest.Two from Allen:1) Do you feel Members of Congress should be forced to enroll themselves in the health care plan they vote for? (fleming.house.gov)2) Leads in to the opening story of the show. (See below.)One from Dennis:1) Michigan man sues for right to put back family's nativity scene on public median.The Rest of the Show:1) The Budweiser Story: Dan think's Allen and all who believe the story were duped. What do you think? ([email protected])2) Larry David blasted for "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode where he urinates on Jesus painting.Snake of the Week - Larry David.3) Panhandling limitations on State Street criticized.

Talking 'bout the valves.Mail Bag:One from Dennis on H1N1(Swine Flu) prevention.A joke from Allen in New Jersey. (Pretty cute.)One from Christopher: Retired General Slams Cheney As "Incompetent War Fighter". Chris adds his own take on the issue.The Rest of the Show:It's the theological Elimination of the Snakes.1) Westboro Baptist Church. WTF! Google Search.2) Amazing Grace Baptist Church's Halloween book burning.3) Catholics, Protestants and the King James Version of the bible.4) Dan needs validation of the King James Version of the bible.([email protected])

Dan's back with tails of his vacation.Mail Bag:Two funny ones from Dennis.Two from Earl:1) Leonardo Da Vinci's fingerprint.(Pictured)2) Analysis of cash for clunkers.The Rest of the Show:1) Eagle Scout suspended for keeping knife in car.2) Interracial couple denied marriage license in Louisiana.Snake of the Week - Justice of the Peace, Keith Bardwell. 3) Lottery hoax causes riot at Ohio Burlington Coat Factory store.4) New York-based Muslim web site calls on God to "kill the Jews".5) Fox News provided stage directions for 9/12 protesters appearing on Fox News broadcasts.

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Patrick is our guest host tonight, Dan will be back next week.No Mail Bag again this week.This Weeks Show:1) Obama's Nobel Prize inspires Conservative outrage and confusion.2) Olympics in Chicago would have been cool.3) Health Care.4) Rush Limbaugh joins bid to buy St. Louis Rams.5) Packers-Vikings, Bret Favre and the NFL.6) Moore's law, Google and life online.7) Cubs Bankrupt? Insert Your Own Joke Here.

Earl is the guest host tonight.Next week Patrick will be hosting.No Mail Bag, so on with the show:1) Republicans and Democrats.2) Killing in Chicago.3) Economics: The Bail-out.4) Free Markets.5) The Metric System.6) Mars Climate Orbiter.7) Nuclear Power/Isotopes/Manhattan Project/Uranium hexafluoride/Nuclear waste.Recommended books:1) The Making of the Atomic Bomb by Richard Rhodes.2) Project Orion: The True Story of the Atomic Spaceship by George Dyson.3) Dark Sun: The Making of the Hydrogen Bomb by Richard Rhodes.8) Evolution and Creationism.9) Charles Robert Darwin.

Dan's going to be on vacation for the next 2 weeks. Next week Earl will be the guest host. In 2 weeks Patrick will be the guest host.The Banty Rooster is pregnant(Dan's daughter). Dan's going to be a Grandpa.Mail Bag:One from Peter this week - Citibank has announced that it will close some branches.One from Earl on the topics he'll be covering next week.Some humor from Dennis.The Rest of the Show:1) Pat Roberts pleads for three-day delay so Lobbyists can read Health Care Legislation.2) Pedestrian decoy for the Madison Police Department, hit by SUV while off duty.(Isn't it ironic)What do you think about entrapment? ([email protected])3) Does Mayan calendar predict 2012 apocalypse?4) Faux Hooker and Pimp expose ACORN. ACORN files suit against them.5) Dan finds another letter from Earl to end the show.

Our apologies for the audio on this weeks show.John got some new toys and is still learning.He had his mike level WAY to high.Sorry it'll never happen again. (Maybe)H1N1 tabletops. (Meetings)Weddings are great, especially when you're not footing the bill.Mail Bag:One from Allen on the 2010 elections and Social Security.One from Peter on "Parents sue Walmart, Arizona over kids' bath photos".The Rest of the Show:1) Abercrombie Kids Store didn't hire a Muslim Tulsa teenager because she wears a hijab.2) Kentucky coach acquitted in rare player death case.3) Florida school officials in prayer case could get jail time.4) Two Illinois men killed by car while fighting in middle of highway.5) Hofstra University student recants gang rape story. (Danmell Ndonye) Can you say pull the train?6) Yemeni girl, 12, forced into marriage dies in painful childbirth.

Sorry about the lack of a show last week, LIFE HAPPENS.Earl's our special guest this week.Mail Bag:Carol sends in some humor "Bill Gates and GM".Followed by a little geek talk.Dennis sends in some more humor a Bret Favre joke.One from Mike on the worlds shortest books.The Rest of the Show:1) Joe Wilson's outburst. (straw-man attack)2) A discussion of John McCain.3) What is a Free Market?4) Health Care. 5) Earl on the "Islam Is of the Devil" Shirts.6) "No thumbprint, no money," Bank of America tells armless man.7) Texas school district turns away students from Mexico.8) Words to live by "At the very least inconvenience the hell out of them".9) U.S. Rep. Lynn Jenkins: Republicans struggling to find "Great White Hope" to lead them back to power.10) Obama's first 9/11 as President.

Mail Bag:One from Earl on a rational discussion of Obama's fascist programs.One from Al on cows, constitution and the 10 commandments.One from Becky on 3900 stimulus checks going to prisoners.One from Mike on "What would LBJ do?"The Rest of the Show:1) EOTS salutes Ted Kennedy.2) Justice after Bush: Prosecuting an outlaw administration.3) Court filing: Ralph Armstrong was framed for Madison murder.4) Child bride's nightmare after divorce.5) "How's my favorite hypocrite?" Sam asks. (The Banty Hen)6) Florida students sent home after wearing "Islam Is of the Devil" Shirts.