A little story about Dan's surly subordinates.Mail Bag:One from Peter this week: New York sues debt collector for threats, harassment.Anonymous email this week: Obama haters email.The Rest of the Show:1) Dan contacts geekazine.com.2) Tom Ridge, Homeland Security and terror alert abuse.3) Texas mom gets 99 years for cutting off son's genitals.4) New twist to an old spam story.5) Grieving Orange Cove family questioning police pursuit.6) Congress plans to spend $550 million to buy eight jets at a time when lawmakers have criticized the use of corporate jets by companies receiving taxpayer funds.

Mail Bag:Three from Peter this week:1) Sweet lemonade kid $lapped.2) Burger King kicks out baby for not wearing shoes.3) Discrimination: Man with seizure alert dog arrested at McDonald's.The Rest of the Show:1) "Death to Obama" sign holder detained by Secret Service.2) Teen sets self on fire to imitate YouTube clip. (Hey, DUMBASS!)3) Childless man released from child support debt.Snakes of the Week - The Georgia Department of Human Services, which includes the Office of Child Support Services.4) Shut Yer Mouth: Man Gets 6 Months for Yawning. (Circuit Judge Daniel Rozak: a bit power hungry.)5) PETA Unhappy Meals Targeting Kids: The McCruelty Campaign.

John Hughes died in Manhattan of a heart attack at 59.Mail Bag:One from Peter - Reactions to Obama and health care.One from Mike - Newborns' blood samples raise privacy questions.The Rest of the Show:1) About: Jesse Kelly for U.S. Congress.2) Leonard Pitts Jr.: Take another look at the Gates incident.3) North Korea releases US journalists after Bill Clinton's visit.Hey, DUMBASS!:4) Hiking on the Iranian border, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?5) Conservative kiosk owner denied new lease at North Carolina Mall.6) Day care rejects invitation to return to Montgomery County swim club. (More on a story from show 162.)7) NFL reinstates Michael Vick on conditional basis. (Complete with a little rant.)

Mail Bag:Two from Mike this week:1) Boston Police Officer Justin Barrett's Jungle Monkey Email.2) A Sudanese journalist could receive 40 lashings after she was caught wearing trousers.Three from, the banty rooster herself who must be obeyed, Becky:1) Madison Peace Park facelift is "scum park" redux.2) Taking Dan to task again.(What a gal!)3) Sarah Palin watch.Some sucking up from Dan.(To little to late I'm thinking.)The Rest of the Show:1) Trustee sues Ruth Madoff for more than $44 Million.2) Hawaii reasserts Obama "natural-born" citizen.3) Court rules in favor of drunk sleeping it off in car.The Conspiracy Theory this week:101 USES FOR A DEAD (or live) BABY!Aborted fetuses used in cosmetics???Where do aborted fetuses REALLY go?The show closes with a little more sucking up.(Good luck with that Dan.)

Unusually cool summer.In these times, if you have a job, be happy with it.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) West Bend, Wisconsin; Library fight riles up city, leads to book-burning demand.2) Prof. Gates, Cambridge and Racial Politics.How do we solve the driving while black issue? (Racial Profiling) [email protected] Rest of the Show:1) Sarah Palin watch; It's not Sarah Palin's fault...Just ask her. Sarah receives deluge of ethics complaints.2) Ohio phone rage; Charles Papenfus, arrested for making threats to a telemarketer selling extended auto warranties.

A get a hold of us you SOB's rant to start the night.Mail Bag:Two from Peter:1) A letter from Eric to Fox News. (Racism alert.)2) Section 8 Housing comments in a local newspaper.One from Mike:1) John Yoo's breathtaking ignorance.The Rest of the Show:1) Marines under investigation after autistic man allowed to enlist.2) Police chief denounces "cowardly" iPhone users monitoring speed traps.3) Bombshell: US Army Reserve Major challenges Commander in Chief's birthplace.4) Visa charges man $23,148,855,308,184,500 for cigarettes.5) Crashed Iranian airliner. (Yawn.)6) "Hurt" and "angry" Paula Abdul may not return to "American Idol" next season. (Double Yawn!)

Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) Montgomery County swim club in racial flap plans to invite camp back.2) The Burr Oak Cemetery nightmare.Two from Mike this week:1) Man killed in Pamplona's running of the bulls.2) NY baseball fan settles "God Bless America" suit.One from Allen this week:1) Time to let John Hinckley, Jr. go? (A little humor from Al.)The Rest of the Show:1) Elimination of the Snakes shows up in the Isthmus. (A local Madison newspaper.)2) North Korea leader Kim has pancreatic cancer. (Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.)3) Thunderstorm delays launch of space shuttle Endeavour again. (A tasteless Space Shuttle Challenger disaster joke. A groaner more than a belly laugh, but funny.)4) Joe Jackson yells fowl play.5) Dan's take on Zanax. (Xanax - alprazolam)6) A Dane County Housing Authority, Section 8 Housing choice voucher program RANT!

Hint to listeners: If you have VHS Tapes you must get them digitized, they are deteriorating as you read this, you don't want to lose those precious moments.Dan relives his childhood with Pandora.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) LA braces for horde of Michael Jackson mourners.2) Biden: Israel free to set own course on Iran.One from Dennis on the Sarah Palin resignation.What's up with Sarah? A quitter? There's more to this story! (www.sarahpac.com)The Rest of the Show:1) Houston catches car thieves with bait car program.2) Appeals Court says Crawford County home search was illegal.3) College Republicans demoted at two Religious Universities.4) Colbert tells viewers to deny Rep. Cynthia Davis food.5) Al Franken declared winner of Minnesota seat by state supreme court. (Finally!)6) Iranian women stand up in defiance, flout rules. (So what?)Are the Iranian protests going to produce any favorable results? Let us know what you're thinking. ([email protected])

Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) L.A. Lakers win and the ensuing riots.2) Off-duty cop shoots 2 at Angel Stadium parking lot. Commentary from Dan on punks and gangs.The Rest of the Show:1) Happy Birthday America!(A little early.)2) It happens in three's Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.3) South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admits infidelity.(A REPUBLICAN.)4) Wild Bill Clinton deserved a pass on his little indiscretion according to Dan.The Conspiracy Theory this week:This week we're finally getting back to the segment on scams.Nine nasty online scams you need to be aware of.Some scams from the EOTS mail box.Frauds & Scams at snopes.com.

Mail Bag:A funny one from Allen on a George Bush stamp.Another funny one from Mel.Two from Mike this week:1) Senator John Enson's little indiscretion.2) Fire David Letterman Rally. (Palin Watch)Peter for two:1) Threats made to Chrysler dealerships.2) Bonny Eagle High School student Justin Denney denied diploma after bowing & blowing a kiss to his family.Minor Snake of the Week - School Superintendent Suzanne Lukas.The Rest of the Show:1) San Francisco is about to impose $100 fines on residents who simply toss out food scraps.2) Los Angeles County suggest putting unemployed parents to work caring for their own children.3) Family outraged after quadriplegic marine denied free admission to Michigan amusement park.4) The Iranian election.5) White supremacist Holocaust Museum gunman charged with murder of guard. (If he makes it.)A real Major Snake of the Week - James von Brunn.6) Non-filtered Chesterfield's in a box.(WTF)The Conspiracy Theory this week:None again this week. Time flies when your having fun.