Mail Bag:A couple from Mike this week:1) Tender, juicy Obama Fingers hit the shelves in Germany.2) Show idea "The Bermuda Triangle".One from Al in New Jersey on Starkist, Samoa and Pelosi.(Can you say hypocrite?)Haven't heard from Chris in awhile, 2 from him this week:1) The Chawner family to fat to work.(Pictured)2) Selling sex legally in New Zealand.The Rest of the Show:1) Racing to see his dying mother-in-law at a Plano hospital, an NFL player found himself delayed by a Dallas officer after he was stopped in the emergency room parking lot.Snake of the Week - Officer Robert Powell.2) Chase Bank's mistake shatters woman's security.The Conspiracy Theory this week:Secret Societies:1) Freemasonry-Just a boys club?2) Illuminati; The 13 bloodlines of Satan; McDonald's?Our thoughts go out to Moorhead Minnesota flood victims.(A blue state.)

Mail Bag:Three from Mike this week:1) FBI planting spies in U.S. mosques, Muslim groups say.2) House approves 90 percent tax on AIG bonuses.3) Kindergarten teacher made boy eat from garbage.One from Peter on a North Carolina divorce Judge orders religious woman's kids sent back to public school.Two from Earl this week:1) Bush and the meaning of the word torture.2) Cartoon and a story involving a cookie jar.The Rest of the Show:1) JP Morgan Chase & Co., the second-largest U.S. bank by assets, said profit fell 76 percent as rising defaults and the U.S. recession forced the bank to write down $2.9 billion of assets and boost reserves for bad loans.The Conspiracy Theory this week:Secret Societies: Illuminati, Freemason's, Skull and Bones, Second Family.

Mail Bag:Denny sends one from Fox News - What's in a number? That depends on how you define "Homeless".Amanda sends in an Ole and Lena joke for us nordski's.(Yah der, hey.)Mike sends one in on illegal immigration.(A Dan hot button.)Earl(Mister EOTS) sends one on the conviction of 911 conspirators or the lack there of.The Rest of the Show:1) 911 McNuggets Call: A Florida woman calls 911 3 times over McNuggets "Emergency".2) Tension rises as North Korea cuts off hotline.The Conspiracy Theory this week:Famed pastor, David Wilkerson, predicts imminent catastrophe.The Rapture.(A prophesied event in Christian eschatology.)

Elimination of the Snakes is officially ready for Spring.Mail Bag:Mike with one this week on Citigroup's problems.Peter sends one in on Russian academic Igor Panarin predicting the U.S. will fall apart in 2010.Great American catastrophes.The Rest of the Show:1) U.S. says C.I.A. destroyed 92 tapes of interrogations.(Guilty as charged.)2) McGruff the Crime Dog roughed up in D.C.3) Ex-Atlanta cops get prison for drug raid killing.(92 Year Old Woman)4) "Afflicted" with fertility? Overpopulation isn't the problem and it never was.The Conspiracy Theory this week:The John F. Kennedy Assassination. To many unanswered Questions.

Mail Bag:Al sends one in on the "DOT".Two from Mike one funny Involuntary Muscular Contractions and one not Al Sharpton's take on the Chimp-Stimulus Cartoon.Two from Denny one on Defense Chief lifting ban on pictures of coffins and one on an annual hate group report.Two from Earl one on the Galaxy having billions of Earths and one on Steve Gibson's Spinrite Yabba Dabba Doo.The Rest of the Show:1) One armed BBC presenter is victim of prejudice.2) Army Officer Says President Obama Is An "Imposter".3) White House watermelon email from California Mayor Dean Grose inspires outrage.The Conspiracy Theory this week:The John F. Kennedy Assassination. Much more next week.

Mail Bag:Two from Mike this week: The Bank of America and Citigroup shares drop and Palin owes tax on per diem, state says. Plus a little more on Sarah.Dennis sends one in this week on the redistricting game, the census' move to White House.The Rest of the Show:1) Woman killed during Clan initiation.2) One for Earl: Galaxy has billions of Earths. The Conspiracy Theory this week:Who is the Antichrist?Obama? McCain? Palin? JFK? Hillary? David Hasselhoff?

Freedom to Fascism DVDs, ask and ye shall receive, 4 to give away FREE!Mail Bag:Earl sends one this week on last weeks conspiracy theory, the earth not revolving, none so blind as those who will not see.Mike with 2 this week:1) The costs of the California octuplets.2) An Arizona man who has waged a 10-year campaign to stop a flood of illegal immigrants from crossing his property is being sued by 16 Mexican nationals.Dennis sends one this week on Ann Coulter.The Rest of the Show:1) Bad economy forcing immigrants to reconsider U.S.2) The latest bank caught spending questionably is Wells Fargo.3) Associated Bank dumps posh Puerto Rico getaway for employees.4) Man returns hidden treasure to rightful heir.No Conspiracy Theory this week.Next Weeks Conspiracy Theory:Who is the Anti-Christ?

A little on last weeks Super Bowl and this weeks Pro Bowl.Mail Bag:Earl's comments on the hollow earth conspiracy.Two from Allen this week-Some funny quotes and 14 reasons why we are bankrupt.Some word humor from Mike.The Rest of the Show:1) Citigroup gets a new $50 million luxury jet with our money.2) Ohio Firefighter suspended from Drum Band for nodding at Obama during parade.3) 1 Dead, 134 Rescued from Lake Erie.4) The incredible hypocrisy of Ted Haggard.This Weeks Conspiracy Theory:Encyclopedia Britannica offers NO PROOF for a rotating earth!Sorry about missing last week, life happens.

Hooray! We have us a real live President.Mail Bag:Pete sent in a couple this week "Things not to say if you're Muslim" and cover-up worse than crime for the CIA.Earl comments on Area 51.Allen sends an article from Norma White: You want change? Try these ideasOpinion Column.Some humor from Melanie.The Rest of the Show:1) Caroline Kennedy is not going to be a Senator.2) Barack Obama begins the break from "business as usual".3) It would only cost Madison $1 to buy Overture Center.(Rant alert) This Weeks Conspiracy Theory:Subterranean Dwellers-The hollow earth conspiracy.No show next week, go Steelers.

Weekly weather report-Colder than a welldigger's ass in the Klondike.Mail Bag:One from Earl on the story from last weeks show on an Arabic T-shirt.A funny one from Allen.One from Becca on the story from last weeks show on an Arabic T-shirt, the Obama song, a little on Area 51, and child tracking devices.Mike with one on bailed out banks.The Rest of the Show:1) Cops take away 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and siblings.2) Father and son cut in line at Walmart, go to jail.This Weeks Conspiracy Theory:More this week on Area 51.(With a minor deviation to illegal immigrants.)