A new Sens season is on the horizon, and that means it's time for our season predictions. Joined by one of our favourite posters, Twitter user @nuckssleepdemon, we make sure none of our listeners will ever make a single penny off of sports gambling, as we give our takes on the Sens' record, the leading goalscorer, and other, equally normal and serious questions going into the 2024-25 season.

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Have you ever wanted to know exactly how they get the horses to dance in dressage? If not, maybe this episode isn't for you. Join us for our most offseason episode yet, as we discuss the 2024 Summer Olympics and our resident horse girl explains how equestrian sports work.

Then, we answer listener questions in a mailbag segment. Only some of them are about horses.

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Twitter user @oilygifs is back! Because we maybe jinxed the Oilers in the middle of the playoffs last time she was on, this time she joins us after the season is over to discuss the aftermath. We talk about Edmonton's run, annoying fans of other teams, and (most importantly) the Linus Ullmark trade. We also talk about the draft and say goodbye to a few players including the only two perfect things in our lives: Erik Brännström and Daryl Watts

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Professional podcast guest Matt Bosty joins the show to hash out his twitter beef with one of our hosts and give his thoughts on various sens offseason related topics, including Korpisalo's eyesight, Jakob Chychrun's thirst for raw milk, and Spartacat's eternal youth.

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In episode 29, we break down the end of the PWHL regular season and first round, including Ottawa's epic collapse, Montreal shocking the world, and Toronto doing exactly what everyone expected a Toronto hockey team to do.

Then, we continue the time-honoured tradition of handing out end-of-season awards, this time to both Sens and PWHL players.

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The end of the Sens' season and the start of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs means that we now have endless time to engage in our favourite activity: hating. Hating on the teams that have been eliminated, hating on the teams in the playoffs, and hating on Taylor Swift's new album.

Learn how to be just like us with our hater's eulogy for each eliminated team, and our hater's guide to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

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Welcome to episode Dylan Gambrell but, in a much more real sense, welcome to episode Chappell Roan. In this episode, the Sens have given us nothing to talk about, so listen to our Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess  takes for 15 minutes. 

Then, to actually start the episode, we give our rapid fire input on some Twitter discourse that we have seen recently.

Next, we discuss PWHL Ottawa and give our mid-season(ish) grades out and predict the PWHL awards recipients for this season.

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We did it. We reached episode Erik Brännström.

We invite all our fellow Brännheads to join us in rejoicing that our favourite little guy did NOT get traded at the deadline this year. Unfortunately, we must also take time to eulogize Josh Norris's shoulder, and say goodbye to the man sometimes known as Terrence Stinko.

Then, we break down the tour of Parker Kelly and Mark Kastelic's house that the Sens posted, and express our concerns about PWHL Ottawa's handling of Mikyla Grant-Mentis.

Let us take you back to a time when the Sens were 4-0-0 and, truly, back (ignore everything that has happened since we recorded this). 

In this episode, we discuss some of the best Sens moments we have seen this season, starting with Ridly Greig's highlight-reel slapshot into an empty net. We also discuss the new, innovative chants that Sens fans have invented for John Tavares.

Next, we give our recap of the NHL All-Star game and talk about PWHL Ottawa inflicting psychic damage on every single one of their fans.

Finally, we discuss the Sens being back and imagine a world with a Hamburglar 2.0 run (again, ignore everything that has happened since).

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You listened to our Leafs hater hour episode last year. Now, get ready for the sequel, as we bask in the glory of the Sens' recent victories over their rivals, and Beata complains about the conduct of Montreal fans at PWHL games.

We also discuss the upcoming All-Star game, and propose an important change to the format.

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