Welcome to episode Dylan Gambrell but, in a much more real sense, welcome to episode Chappell Roan. In this episode, the Sens have given us nothing to talk about, so listen to our Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess  takes for 15 minutes. 

Then, to actually start the episode, we give our rapid fire input on some Twitter discourse that we have seen recently.

Next, we discuss PWHL Ottawa and give our mid-season(ish) grades out and predict the PWHL awards recipients for this season.

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We did it. We reached episode Erik Brännström.

We invite all our fellow Brännheads to join us in rejoicing that our favourite little guy did NOT get traded at the deadline this year. Unfortunately, we must also take time to eulogize Josh Norris's shoulder, and say goodbye to the man sometimes known as Terrence Stinko.

Then, we break down the tour of Parker Kelly and Mark Kastelic's house that the Sens posted, and express our concerns about PWHL Ottawa's handling of Mikyla Grant-Mentis.

Let us take you back to a time when the Sens were 4-0-0 and, truly, back (ignore everything that has happened since we recorded this). 

In this episode, we discuss some of the best Sens moments we have seen this season, starting with Ridly Greig's highlight-reel slapshot into an empty net. We also discuss the new, innovative chants that Sens fans have invented for John Tavares.

Next, we give our recap of the NHL All-Star game and talk about PWHL Ottawa inflicting psychic damage on every single one of their fans.

Finally, we discuss the Sens being back and imagine a world with a Hamburglar 2.0 run (again, ignore everything that has happened since).

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You listened to our Leafs hater hour episode last year. Now, get ready for the sequel, as we bask in the glory of the Sens' recent victories over their rivals, and Beata complains about the conduct of Montreal fans at PWHL games.

We also discuss the upcoming All-Star game, and propose an important change to the format.

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Happy New Year! It's the one year anniversary of this podcast and we are excited to talk about exactly one professional hockey team located in Ottawa!

In this episode, we recap PWHL Ottawa's first two games and general excellent vibes including their on-ice play and off-ice content. 

Next, in honour of this podcast's anniversary, we go through our favourite moments from the past year. We also begrudgingly talk about the team this podcast is named for and discuss how the Sens failed nearly all of the resolutions we gave them in our very first episode. What does this mean for feminism?

Finally, we give our in's, out's, and trend predictions for 2024.

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This holiday season, we are mad at the Ottawa Senators and we're making sure everyone knows it. The silver lining? Other fanbases hate the Sens too, which means we've been doing our jobs as haters.

After venting our feelings about the Sens' recent losing streak and doing our best to annoy other NHL fanbases, we turn our attention to the PWHL, where we discuss the league's recent merch drop and Beata's unfortunate run-in with the PWHL Boston twitter account.

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The Ottawa Senators won their games in Sweden then came back and fell apart... where have we heard this one before? In this episode we recap the Sens Sweden trip including Erik Brännström's iconic goal, Alfie beating everyone at padel, and Josh Norris learning a new language. Then, we discuss their return to Ottawa, where they decided to be bad again. 

We also give our takes on recent PWHL jersey discourse (spoilers: Ottawa's is the best).

Then, we talk about the Sens revealing how they picked their numbers and Thomas Chabot being a math genius.

Finally, we discuss the Tkachuk brothers fighting each other by proxy.

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We have lost our sneaky little guy. In this episode, we say goodbye to Pierre Dorion, the most Ottawa Senators man there ever was and may ever be. 

We also discuss everything going wrong, from everyone being injured to Shane Pinto's 41-game suspension. Then, we go through the few things that have gone right, including more Sens promotional content, Josh Norris' return, and Chabot and Chychrun's twin day.

Finally, we give a recap of last game but only the important parts - the Beach Day theme and Brady Tkachuk being hilarious and getting mad at everyone.

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The regular season is finally upon us, and we have thoughts on two of the three games the Sens have played at time of recording.

Most importantly, we review this year's in-game experience and new promotional material, and give a special shoutout to one Sens player who has turned out to be a shockingly good actor.

Then, we react to some of the difficult truths revealed in the Sens "called out" video, and speculate about Daniel Alfredsson's new role with the team.

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Preseason is upon us, and the Sens have just paid a visit to Beata's former home, Halifax. After spending a healthy amount of time dunking on the Penguins and their fans, we introduce a Maritimes-themed segment.

But first, we present our official rebuttal of a certain Leafs podcast's recent slanderous words about Tim Stützle.

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