The Sens are bad again, and that’s okay, but what’s not okay is people taking out their frustration on Thomas Chabot and Alex DeBrincat. Listen as we put a stop to our least favourite discourse once and for all, with an in depth analysis complete with analogies to other sports and to Taylor Swift songs.

Then, we break down the results of the 2023 Sens Hotness Ranking, discussing the potential impacts of factors such as Jakob Chychrun's diet, Shane Pinto’s moustache, and Josh Norris's hairline.

Jakob Chychrun is an Ottawa Senator, the Yzerplan is a sham, and the Philadelphia Flyers have decided to start biting people. Join our two hosts at [UNDISCLOSED LOCATION] for their first episode recorded in person, as they recap the trade deadline and revel in the new rivalry between the Sens and Red Wings.

In episode Josh Brown, we hand out free influencing tips for anyone who wants to go viral on Sens Twitter, and congratulate Erik Brännström on meeting his new year's resolution of scoring a single goal.

Then, we discuss Brady Tkachuk's adventures at the All-Star weekend, and rank some of the best ongoing bits of this Sens season.

In episode Zub, we go hater mode and get a little bit intense talking about the Sens' recent wins over the Leafs and Habs. Then, we discuss the serious issue of voter fraud in the NHL All-Star voting, and ask the question on everyone's mind: why did the NHL opt out of including alligators in the All-Star events?

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In the first episode of a brand new Ottawa Senators podcast, Beata and [REDACTED] hand out objectively correct mid-season grades and come up with new years resolutions for the Sens.

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