Already tired of hearing about the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs? Try following our lead (and Brady Tkachuk's) by constructing an alternate reality where the Sens are winning the cup.

In episode Brady Tkachuk, we have a lengthy discussion about #7's numerous recent shenanigans, analyze the important quotes from locker room cleanout day, and congratulate Thomas Chabot and Jakob Chychrun on whatever they have going on. Then, we revive an old awards show, handing out prizes for Sens Twitter MVP, weirdest season, and so much more.

Erik Brännström cannot be stopped, Josh Norris is a poster, and Tyler Kleven is getting adopted by Pierre Dorion. Listen to us discuss what's new with the Sens as they continue on their path to definitely making the playoffs. 

Then, we give an update on Ryan Reynolds watch and analyze Keith Tkachuk's ranking of his own sons.

Link to the new Silver Seven site: https://silver-seven.ghost.io/

The Sens are bad again, and that’s okay, but what’s not okay is people taking out their frustration on Thomas Chabot and Alex DeBrincat. Listen as we put a stop to our least favourite discourse once and for all, with an in depth analysis complete with analogies to other sports and to Taylor Swift songs.

Then, we break down the results of the 2023 Sens Hotness Ranking, discussing the potential impacts of factors such as Jakob Chychrun's diet, Shane Pinto’s moustache, and Josh Norris's hairline.

Jakob Chychrun is an Ottawa Senator, the Yzerplan is a sham, and the Philadelphia Flyers have decided to start biting people. Join our two hosts at [UNDISCLOSED LOCATION] for their first episode recorded in person, as they recap the trade deadline and revel in the new rivalry between the Sens and Red Wings.

In episode Josh Brown, we hand out free influencing tips for anyone who wants to go viral on Sens Twitter, and congratulate Erik Brännström on meeting his new year's resolution of scoring a single goal.

Then, we discuss Brady Tkachuk's adventures at the All-Star weekend, and rank some of the best ongoing bits of this Sens season.

In episode Zub, we go hater mode and get a little bit intense talking about the Sens' recent wins over the Leafs and Habs. Then, we discuss the serious issue of voter fraud in the NHL All-Star voting, and ask the question on everyone's mind: why did the NHL opt out of including alligators in the All-Star events?

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In the first episode of a brand new Ottawa Senators podcast, Beata and [REDACTED] hand out objectively correct mid-season grades and come up with new years resolutions for the Sens.

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