I know, we're embarrassed to be a fart show.. It's low brow stuff. But when it comes down to it, farts are funny, amiright?

Could Becks be a new Sunshine Coast Tourism ambassador? Elly puts him to the test...

An elephant seal gets loose on the streets and Elly pings off pre-workout - your usual Monday poddy stuff!

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... and aren't parents happy about it!

Becks isn't happy though, but for a completely different reason. Elly's screwed up and it's cost him big time!

Magic Mike in true fashion gives a belated entertaiment fact and we meet the newest member of the SEAFM team.

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The speculation is rife surrounding Clarkey's Noosa fracas and it continues on today's show!

Becks' dog needs something that Elly didn't realise was physically possible for a dog...

The search for the perfect toastie begins and ends on this show and how unclassy was your resignation?

OH and WHO is alive that we all thought was dead?!

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There's a few near death experiences that make their way into today's podcast! An 80m car rollover just seems like the beginning..

Plus, a beautiful wedding Elly went to over the weekend resulted in a visit from the paramedics! 

Becks tests Elly's tennis player pronunciations and it's harder than she thought.. And if you've been accidentally roasted online you'll relate to this!

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There are not many radio shows that get a full firsthand account of a 74-year-old's colonoscopy but if that's the type of gear you're after, you've come to the right place!

Everyone's got a tale of woe from their P.E days and the ones that make it on the show today will have you clenching your butts.

How did Elly's party planning services go over the weekend at Xavier's first birthday? Hear a full recap.

Plus, kids are putting some NASTY stuff in their mouths these days! 

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Apparently Google Home is as uncouth as the rest of us! 

Does a two melon salad count as a fruit salad? The people decide...

Magic Mike is under the knife today so the guys pay homage to him by reminiscing on some of his best bits!

And Feck Up Fridays is back for 2023!

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It's underway... Elly Chaney's baby party planning services have been hard at work and she's come up with the perfect e-vite for the guests!

Her mum is being bitched about though which isn't cool...

How long since you've read a book? Turns out not many can beat Elly and Becks...

And "what went wrong at the 21st?" provides the goods!

"Good tea towels" may not sound like scintillating content but boy does it take off! 

Elly continues her quest to plan Becks' son Xavier's first birthday party but not all of her ideas are getting across the line. Lucky the people pull through with some good suggestions!

Plus, has the psychic gotten it right? Or horribly wrong...

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Becks has entrusted Elly with something far too important for her immature mind!

Some horses wreaked havoc in the Goldy this morning and it turns out animals can be quite the Houdini on the reg!

Elly's grandma owned her with one word and Becks saw someone's boobs in a very awkward encounted!

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THE GUYS ARE BAAAAACKKKK!

3 weeks off and they're back feeling fresh and ready to bring the lols again for 2023!

So you'd think they'd come up with better content than "how'd you smash the pav" right?!

Or invention convention gear? Or sh** dad shirts?

But alas, that's what you're getting!

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