Gary and Shannon dive into a high-octane Friday finale, tracking a historic winter storm and a former Olympian turned drug kingpin while prepping for a massive weekend of Conference Championship football. Between Shannon’s "dehydration" diagnosis for Gary’s mood and Board Wizard Elmer’s transformation into a turtle, it’s a chaotic countdown to the show’s 10th anniversary.

• #WhatsHappening: Tracking the 1,500-mile winter storm, Bill O’Reilly’s podcast hiatus, and Philip Rivers' surprise NFL coaching interview.

• #GaSFantasy4Play: The crew makes their final picks for Rams-Seahawks and Pats-Broncos while Elmer teases his "Full Turtle” look for the anniversary party. 

• #WhatILearned & #NineNewsNuggets: Listener talkbacks reveal the week’s best lessons before the show wraps with ground-beef-smuggling and potato-silencers.

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