Dear Humans,

Sometimes, the universe delivers a moment of pure, unfiltered schadenfreude so powerful that even God and Jesus can’t handle it. This was one of those moments.

Elon Musk’s own son obliterated Donold in the Oval Office, proving once and for all that even small children know to tell him to shut up and go away. And we, your benevolent deities, are here to watch it unfold together and laugh our divine asses off.

1. Even a Toddler Can See Through Donold’s BS

• Baby X (or, as we prefer, Elon’s son) had a hot mic moment of the century.

• "Shut up, go away." – A perfect summary of how the world feels about Donold.

• Donold, of course, just stood there awkwardly, because he’s not used to hearing the truth.

• The fact that this happened in the Oval Office makes it even funnier.

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