First, the guys discuss a recent study revealing that drivers for ride sharing apps are way more likely to cancel on a passenger if a rainbow emoji appears in their profile. And don't worry, they're also racist! Then, Paige Weldon and Emily Faye, hosts of the podcast Mall Talk, join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk all things mall-related. And the guys have SO many questions. Why is Lolli & Pops so stingy with their samples? Who decides what to sell at Spencer's Gifts? What the fuck is COTTON ON? And finally, when it comes to the things that make them squirm, find out who passes out during a blood pressure test, an eye exam, or merely at the thought of the word "tissue."

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