• Haggling at the Diamond District & Korean Fish Market
 • Woody’s engagement story
 • SJ on Netflix’s Kaleidoscope
 / See our live solo shows at the Magnet Theater in NY on Jan 20, 10pm! magnettheater.com/show/57017

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 • Cat eye makeup + Indigo shirts
 • AnimeNosebleedSupercut.wmv
 • SJ&W in commercials
 • Xmas Gifts 4 moms
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 • Breaking the Buffalo Exchange Cycle of Shame
 • SJ’s 48 hour hangover
 • Taylor Swift’s secret hookup with Simu Liu
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 • Woody has another Emo Slut moment of PARENTAL TRANSFERENCE
 • Feeling guilty for wanting White People Things
 • $1000 Gucci Shoes
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 • The Parents Are Human blog
 • 복잡해 vs 复杂 / “Too Complicated”
 • Sex in Public
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 • SJ’s love life update!
 • Hating on Asian women for dating White guys
 • We fix "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood"
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 • Anti-Asian Hate Protest Recap
 • Our new segment Cold Read!
 • Emotional Slut Confessions™️
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 • SJ aspires to be a Church Asian
 • Why was there such a delay since the last episode? The reason may surprise you! (boner sound) // sjandwoody.com

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 • Woody shares an excerpt from his book Pa-Chinese-Yo
 • SJ tells the tale of Cat Hospital Ass Finger Guy (Part 2)
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 • Woody + SJ talk about #asians4therapy
 • Woody has an emasculating meltdown buying the new Adrian Tomine book /
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