Emotional Slut

• Haggling at the Diamond District & Korean Fish Market • Woody’s engagement story • SJ on Netflix’s Kaleidoscope / See our live solo shows at the Magnet Theater in NY on Jan 20, 10pm! magnettheater.com/show/57017

/ This episode! • Cat eye makeup + Indigo shirts • AnimeNosebleedSupercut.wmv • SJ&W in commercials • Xmas Gifts 4 moms / Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • Breaking the Buffalo Exchange Cycle of Shame • SJ’s 48 hour hangover • Taylor Swift’s secret hookup with Simu Liu / Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • Woody has another Emo Slut moment of PARENTAL TRANSFERENCE • Feeling guilty for wanting White People Things • $1000 Gucci Shoes Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • The Parents Are Human blog • 복잡해 vs 复杂 / “Too Complicated” • Sex in Public Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • SJ’s love life update! • Hating on Asian women for dating White guys • We fix "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • Anti-Asian Hate Protest Recap • Our new segment Cold Read! • Emotional Slut Confessions™️ Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • SJ aspires to be a Church Asian • Why was there such a delay since the last episode? The reason may surprise you! (boner sound) // sjandwoody.com

This episode! • Woody shares an excerpt from his book Pa-Chinese-Yo • SJ tells the tale of Cat Hospital Ass Finger Guy (Part 2) / Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • Woody + SJ talk about #asians4therapy • Woody has an emasculating meltdown buying the new Adrian Tomine book / Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!