Empowered

Xylokinetic Shapeshifting: The Woodman stumpeth.

Sports Equipment Manipulation: Stick and Ball, control them all!

Meteor-Based Life Creation: Finally, we’ve pissed of creationists and

evolutionists.

Telephone Telepathy: Hang on, I have to answer my brain.

Piercing Charge: And that’ll be $20 for both ears… wait what’s this about?

Chain Mace Proficiency: YOLO for iron Bolos.

Coastal Lordship: When the land hits the sea, well that belongs to me,

that’s Coast Lordship.

Axis Defiance: I know Y, but I don’t know how.

Psychic Communication: Great, another voice in my head.

Dip Physiology: Dogs Drink Drunks.