Empowered

Sword Imprisonment: You can imprison things in swords. Wait, no? It’s

dumber? Way dumber?

Water Hair: In the land of the bald, the water-haired man is moisturized.

Park Magic: We bought a lava zoo.

Marionette Motion: You whip your head back and forth, and your arms back

and forth, and your back back and forth…

Jinx Absorption: Honestly by this point I think the whole podcast is

cursed.

Nature Empowerment: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but they make

my bones stronger.

Cat Falling: Always land on your feet, provided they are cat feet.

Alien Monster Physiology: What lies under the (space) bed and goes bump in

the (space) night?

Pillow Manipulation: Is a ravioli a pillow? Is a duck a pillow? Does

anything matter anymore?

Dark Matter Transmutation: Yeah, like you could explain it better.