Empowered episodes:

• May 09, 2022538 - Sword Imprisonment

  Sword Imprisonment: You can imprison things in swords. Wait, no? It’s

  dumber? Way dumber?

  ...more

  

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• May 06, 2022537 - Water Hair

  Water Hair: In the land of the bald, the water-haired man is moisturized.

  ...more

  

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• May 04, 2022536 - Park Magic

  Park Magic: We bought a lava zoo.

  ...more

  

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• May 02, 2022535 - Marionette Motion

  Marionette Motion: You whip your head back and forth, and your arms back

  and forth, and your back back and forth…

  ...more

  

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• April 29, 2022534 - Jinx Absorption

  Jinx Absorption: Honestly by this point I think the whole podcast is

  cursed.

  ...more

  

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• April 27, 2022533 - Nature Empowerment

  Nature Empowerment: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but they make

  my bones stronger.

  ...more

  

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• April 25, 2022532 - Cat Falling

  Cat Falling: Always land on your feet, provided they are cat feet.

  ...more

  

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• April 22, 2022531 - Alien Monster Physiology

  Alien Monster Physiology: What lies under the (space) bed and goes bump in

  the (space) night?

  ...more

  

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• April 20, 2022530 - Pillow Manipulation

  Pillow Manipulation: Is a ravioli a pillow? Is a duck a pillow? Does

  anything matter anymore?

  ...more

  

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• April 18, 2022529 - Dark Matter Transmutation

  Dark Matter Transmutation: Yeah, like you could explain it better.

  ...more

  

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