‘Twas a night filled with headlines, and all through the pod,

Not a topic was skipped—not even David’s odd plod.

Drones in the skies, with surveillance to show,

And scandals aplenty that continue to grow.

Trump’s lawsuits piled like stockings with care,

While inaugural donations danced through the air.

Inflation will be “slashed,” or so Trump has claimed,

And RFK vowed, with no hint of delay,

To make Big Pharma ads completely go away.

So gather around for sharp wit and good cheer—

It’s the wildest wrap-up, the last pod of the year!