Zlatan is too slow and old for the Premier League, or so says Mike, Jose Mourinho gets set to take over at Old Trafford, and Paul reflects upon EPLpod surpassing 100,000 downloads. Support EPLpod  2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

José Mourinho will be taking over the reigns at United from FA Cup-winning manager, LvG, Brendan Rodgers comes off the dole to manage Celtic, and Arsenal sign a new player (maybe)! Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

Liverpool end the season on a crushing note with a Europa Final loss to Sevilla, Manchester United beat Bournemouth in a game nobody bothered to watch, and Mike's investigative journalism leads him to the shocking question: Is Ben Teague part of the British Monarchy? Support EPLpod. 2. Choose Your Own Misery (the new book). 3. EatMyGoal

A fake bomb planted by a security company prolongs Manchester United's miserable season, Arsenal jumps over Tottenham into second place, and Harry Kane wins the Golden Boot, much to Sergio Aguero's chagrin. Support EPLpod 2.EatMyGoal

Manchester United look to limp into the Champions League, John Terry is offered a new 12-month contract from Chelsea, and Paul and Mike sing a few tunes by Pearl Jam. Support EPLpod 2. France Squad

Sunderland smash Everton to send both Newcastle and Norwich down into the Championship, Liverpool draw against Chelsea, and Mike belts out the West Ham song after losing a bet which involved Manchester United losing at Upton Park against West Ham. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery!

Arsenal draw against a hapless Manchester City but lose Danny Welbeck in the process, Manchester United bore Norwich into a 1-0 victory, and Liverpool continue their winning ways against Watford. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Mike's book

Liverpool push past 10-man Villarreal and into the Shame Cup final, Aston Villa are the most inept team in England according to cold, hard statistics, and Mike talks about his love life. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas misery! 3. Inept teams in England

An uninspired Manchester City gets bounced out of the Champions League by Real Madrid, Diego Costa gets poked in the eye, and Paul talks about his one true love, science fiction. Support EPLpod

Leicester City will have to wait at least another day to hoist the league cup, Manchester City slip on the banana peel that is Southampton, and Mike and Paul gear up to cover Euro 2016. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv