Luis Suárez should have been sent off twice; instead, he scored twice as Barcelona downed Atlético Madrid 2-1 in the first leg of the UEFA Champions League quarter-final. Paul and Mike try to discuss the inner workings of the #PanamaPapers, but opt for Fantasy League banter instead. Corrupt Conte? 2. Support EPLpod 3. EPLpod Twitter

Paul hasn't left his house in two weeks and is slowly starting to go stir crazy, Mike is drunk, and Leicester City (basically) wrap up the league with yet another a 1-0. Support EPLpod 2. EPLpod Twitter 3. Choose Your Own Misery

Paul flies off the handle when Mike suggests gifting a few pens, Gary Neville gets the sack from Valencia, and Romelu Lukaku acts like a cry baby. Support EPLpod EatMyGoal EPLpod on Twitter

More [yawn] international friendlies... Holland beats England, [yawn] France topple Russia, and Germany gives [yawn] Italy a firm spanking. Paul & Mike go back to the Rooney-vs-Vardy well in the hopes of making the show somewhat interesting. Support EPLpod 2. EPLpod Twitter 3. Choose Your Own Misery 4. Big Train

Martin O'Neill says that the wives and girlfriends of Ireland's senior squad won't be permitted at Euro 2016, unless they're "really, really hot." Mike & Paul discuss sex before a match, England vs. Germany, and The Larry Sanders Show. EatMyGoal 2. Support EPLpod

Adam Johnson of Sunderland has been jailed for six years for grooming and sexual activity with a girl aged 15. Mike & Paul discuss the issue. Also, Johan Cruyff sadly passes away at 68. Cruyff highlight package 2. More information on Adam Johnson 3. Support EPLpod  4. Jared Fogel shit

In the wake of the terrorist attacks in France and Belgium, Uefa aren't ruling out the possibility of holding Euro 2016 behind closed doors. Mike & Paul talk discuss the issue. Support EPLpod 2. ComicBooked Interview. 3. EPLpod twitter

Marcus Rashford scored in his first ever Manchester derby, giving United a 1-0 win, Liverpool slip up against Southhampton, Leicester City keep eeking out wins. Support EPLpod 2. ComicBooked Interview 3. EatMyGoal.tv

Manchester United hit a new low by being ousted from Europa by their arch-rivals Liverpool, Spurs are eliminated by Borussia Dortmund. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. EPLpod twitter

Arsenal get knocked out of the UEFA Champions League yet again in the round of 16, City become England's last chance for European glory, and PSV fans absolutely disgrace themselves and their club. 1. Support via Patreon 2. Rediscover the 80s 3. PSV fans disgracing themselves 4. EPLpod twitter