Enslaved By The Bell

Screech gets in over his head when some shady students want to pierce the veil of untold narcotic pleasure. Rob and Conall continue to drift into a lockdown-induced insanity.  NOTE: This was recorded earlier in the Summer! Stay tuned for more SBTB Reboot discussion! EPISODE: The College Years - S01E15 Buy us a coffee and contribute to server costs: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/EnslavedBTB

The dead speak! Somehow Peter Engel's most wicked creation has returned to haunt the modern world. Rob and Conall discuss the upcoming 'Saved by the Bell' reboot series that will be airing on NBC's new 'Peacock' service in the near post-apocalyptic future. Do we NEED a continuation of 'Saved by the Bell'? How would Rob and Conall approach this ungodly task? All these questions and more explored.

For the first time in recorded history, Zack Morris is forced to consider the abstract concept of ethics. Screech gets a part in the latest Vin Diesel reboot. Conall and Rob continue to deal with the lockdown in an increasingly unethical world.    EPISODE: TCY - S01E13 - "A question of ethics"

The call has gone out for artistic expression during this unparalleled time of planetary chaos - who better to rise to the occasion than two idiots talking Saved by the Bell? Rob and Conall join forces remotely to ponder the actions of our Bayside heroes - how would they react, survive and thrive during the COVID 19 crisis? Would Zack profit on other peoples' misery? Would Slater be able to keep wrestling? Would NBC Executive Brandon Tartikoff SURVIVE? All these questions and more asked in this special standalone quarantine episode.

Professor Jeremiah 'Jerry' Lasky battles with his guilty conscience as his questionable relationship with Kelly continues to cause problems for his professional integrity. Zack schemes to win her heart using een more costumes, racial appropriation and accents you wouldn't get away with nowadays. Rob and Conall reflect on their own advancing ages and come to a surprising conclusion.  EPISODE: College Years S01E12 "Kelly and the Professor"

Professor Lasky is on the hunt - for the ultimate game. Conall has a problem with it. Rob doesn't really.    EPISODE - SBTB The College Years S01E11 "Teacher's Pet"

Rob and Conall prevail once again, negotiating their way through the hellish landscape of the future to once again deliver to the world tale of a Christmas Classic (or at least, a spinoff of a Christmas Classic). Where once 'Home Alone' was ripped off with a dog, this time it's "The Karate Kid". Once again there is a tenuous Saved by the Bell connection. Once again, Dean Cain is of course present.   NON-SBTB CHRISTMAS (well not really) MOVIE: 'The Dog Who Saved Summer' (starring Mario Lopez as Zeus the Dog!)

Conall and Rob return just in the nick of time - the world has plunged into darkness and they have managed to scrape a podcast together from the doldrums of their subterranean bunker where they await the day where they will certainly be found by Emperor Trump's Decepticon drones. Meanwhile the gang are celebrating Thanksgiving because there isn't a Christmas episode of College Years. Enjoy! Discussing: College Years S01E10: A Thanksgiving Story

In our one hundredth episode we are rejoined by Paddie Thompson of Eighth Dimension Podcast as we delve in to the horrors of Dustin Diamond's controversial autobiography.

The Calamitous Duo return for their long-awaited (very rushed) 99th episode, wherein they discuss the trials and tribulations of ill-fated job, exploitative chicken wing establishments and Rob makes a characteristically recalls a demeaning job of his own.    EPISODE: College Years S01E09 "Dr Kelly"