A bottle episode that isn't a bottle episode. The gang at their absolute worst. Conall at his least surprised. Rob, his most frustrated. Did the writers want the characters to learn anything? To develop in any way whatsoever? The dynamic duo debate these questions and more as they descend further and further down the noxious abyss of Peter Engel's design.

We're joined this week by prominent SavedBelliologist Philip Hickey as the gang hold a repulsive fundraiser for some cheerleading uniforms. Episode: "Date Auction"

The gang are back with a bang for the fiftieth pulse-pounding episode. Will Eric's web of treachery and deceit enslave the gang or will Zack's quick-thinking and scam-mongering see them through their most arduous quest? What DID Rob and Conall make of X-Men Apocalypse? Was Lisa so wrong for going on a date with Eric in exchange for all-important MC Hammer tickets? Is this Lark Voorhies' greatest performance as an actor? All these questions and more, answered in this special anniversary episode. NOTE: The episode isn't that special, we forgot we reached 50 episodes.

The Slavers' podcasting prowess is tested by the mysterious, elusive, possibly fictional criminal mastermind Joseph Smith. The Bayside Gang's trademark repugnance is Christ-like in comparison with ERIC, the dread vampire who preys on the good name of students. The sound quality is hodge podge and Rob and Conall are on edge. Is anyone safe?

Zack's relationship with Leah Remimi comes to an end as the gang's summer of love finally comes to an end with an emotional luau. Fern Cotton, a dead ferret, Conall's evil subconscious and Hollywood superstar Denise Richards also guest star in this week's podcast!

Sorry for the delay folks. This episode has been held in stasis for days now and is about to burst. Possibly through a football field.

Sunglasses are donned again and we return to Malibu Sands where we learn all sorts of life lessons about industrial struggle, event management and the search for lost gold. Stacey goes full Giuliani at some angry chefs. Epsiode: "Boss Lady"

*Gong!* Enslaved By The Bell now available on itunes (as well as wherever you usually get it)! *Gong!* This week we dive peroxide blonde head first into the wild nightclub scene of 1991 California. Jeff is a secret scumbag and Slater has a troubling Oedipus complex. Episode: “Fake IDs”

We come back to Malibu Sands this week as Stacey is visited by her Boston C.H.U.D boyfriend, the gang get into some AT-AT drift racing and we become seriously worried for Screech. We also include a stealth pilot to our next sitcom expanded universe podcast.

We return to Bayside this week and so do Valley High as Screech has to Rocky IV the hell out of a chess showdown for the ages. Gambling, playboy references, theft and kidnapping ensue. Also Belding breaks out some brief but sweet moves.We're away next weekend, but we'll be back on April 10 with a return to Malibu Sands! Episode: "Check Your Mate"