Kelly joins the human resistance and leaves her baby brother in the care of Zack and the gang; who proceed to shenanigan the hell out of childcare. Mr Belding has memory loss, as do the lads in today's episode.

Episode: "Babysitters"

Zack dresses as a horrible racial stereotype of a Native American, which is bad. Zack then learns to earnestly explore his native roots, which is good? Listen to some white lads from Ireland try to grapple with these questions of identity and fail miserably.  We also talk a bit about Scientology.

Episode: “Running Zack”

The gang’s movie project leads to a run in with Clumsy Mulder, and a government conspiracy to find and kill extraterrestrial beings. We delve deep into the troubling light that has been shone on the true nature of Screech and Kevin the Robot and whether or not Neil O’ Neill makes an appearance today.

Episode: “Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind”

The gang monetise Lisa's ability to give people advice and set up a phone line and Kelly's little sister has a crush on Zack.

Then, unbeknownst to audiences in 1990, the Teen Line was kept alive by our old friends Mullet Mike, Kevin the Robot and Neil O' Neill.Episode: "1-900-CRUSHED"

We were a bit put off by the show's negative attitude towards nerds at the top of this week's episode, but soon forgot that as we were faced by an even bigger, more grotesque fish to fry. This is the episode where the girls are put into a non-consensual swimsuit calendar.

Episode: "Model Students"

Twenty years after Jessie chased the caffeine dragon, we are joined by very special guests Tom Maher and Sorcha Ní Lochlainn. Mr Dewey's drug empire, the logistics of singing while doing aerobics, and Rob and Conall take relief in someone else understanding their own perilous addiction to sweet Mother Bayside. Episode (do we even need to say it?): “Jessie’s Song”

Rob plays his A-game as we thrash out the ethical implications of school beauty pageants. Conall has imbued a few too many glasses of fermented apple juice today.  Mullet Mike also makes his first serious intervention in the Bayside saga. We'll be off next week for Halloween but will be back with "Jessie's Song" ASAP.

 

Episode: “Miss Bayside”

Peter Morris is clearly lying six feet under a Bayside ditch, because Zack's got a new Dad! This one's a dynamic go-getter eighties computer salesman. Max has seemingly been shown the door, only to be replaced by another waiter with a shtick. We also wonder how much skin to skin contact is necessary to transmit herpes.

Episode: "Rent-a-Pop"

Mr Belding’s inter-dimensional war against Zack takes a left turn with the introduction of his niece, Penny Belding. Meanwhile, Rob observes the cunning antics of cut throat teenage millionaire Neil O’ Neill, posing as a harmless extra. And Kelly has a birthday party.

Episode: “Blind Dates”

Despite some initial bickering, and an extensive discussion on the past two decades of American Children’s television, Conall and Rob eventually blather on about an episode featuring Bayside’s answer to Oswald Cobblepot, Screech’s Freudian Elvis complex, and Dustin Diamond’s true moment in the sun.

Episode: “House Party”