It's Episode 67, and we're joined by our very special guest, Ryan Ash. We kick off this 'cast with Ryan letting folks know that some amazing material was lost to the ages due to technical tomfoolery.

What was lost - Ryan regales us about the infamous 'Chicago Onion King'. Ryan lets us know what kind of boat he is going to buy at the ripe old age of 67. Matt Learns about a near war in Switzerland when two rival towns get into a very heated feud over a bear penis on their annual calendar. The Word of The Week is Inanition and we take a ride in the Tim Tam mini-van, Transporter style.

In our accidental final segment, Ryan takes to the high seas on his very own recommissioned war ship. He staves off a mutiny with his faithful ski sharks, Jean Shark and Dance Shark. Finally he teams up with Joan of Ark to take on the world, making us all laugh so hard we nearly get evicted!

Ryan then takes us on a musical journey as we learn 2 Truths and a Lie relating to his old nicknames.